Conservative Comedy Destroyed My Life

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"we wanted to make a doc about how easy it is to join womens basketball as a man but we couldnt do it because it wasnt easy at all" WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THEN

"Your gender is: 'Get a job!' " is the most singularly distilled line of boomer comedy I have ever heard

Fun fact... i was homeschooled my whole life, conservative religious household, and didnt get access to the internet until i was 15..... and guess what... figured out that im gay.... almost as if you cant teach kids to be gay...

"We are being censored and silenced because everyone is a snowflake!" says the conservative comedian in a sold out venue for his 5th Netflix special.

I love that Paul Saladino eats only raw animal organs and yet his last name is mostly salad

"I was a weird chubby dweeb" Shows three pictures of himself looking exactly the same

It's kind of heartbreaking seeing Roseanne up on that stage, ranting about nothing at all as she tried to justify and understand her suffering while hundreds watch in silence. She's not there to tell jokes, she's there out of desperation and isolation, someone used to the spotlight having it taken from her with nowhere to go. No one to blame, because if she lets herself come out of this bubble, she'd have to look back on herself and her own mistakes and take accountability. And then you have all the countless grifters who stand idly by and let this happen. They watch as this woman's mental state degrades, her sentences slur, her words making less and less sense, and just letting it happen so she can make them money. The modern conservative movement is a parasite. It latches onto the unwell, the disillusioned, the ignorant, and sucks all the life and joy from them until they're a babbling husk.

Re: Ladyballers, that scene with protagonist and his daughter highlights the absurd reality of misogyny that would exist if shapiro and ilk had their way. Imagine having that talk with your daughter and earnestly telling them how second class they are?

I feel bad for the little girl who had to learn pages of dialogue about how she's inferior to boys

For fucks sake, the 'joke' about the sea levels rising would be so easy to do as an actual joke. "I moved to California and went straight to the sea and the levels were LITERALLY rising before my eyes! Halfway through the day they went back down again but THEN came right back up that very evening!" Yeah you could word that better but 'person who believes in climate change confuses the tide with sea levels rising' at least has an actual joke in there somewhere.

I'm fascinated by the skit about the conservative teacher. When he says the line "You have objectively weak parents..." and it cuts to the woke SJW looking shocked, I was expecting him to finish the line by going "But I can help" or "but that doesn't mean you have to be weak" and he'd then inspire the kid to be a cool strong traditional American or whatever. But no, he just goes "You're also weak and I hate you" and it made me realize, he doesn't want to "correct" the kid or take them under his wing and show them how to be a "strong" person or whatever, it's just time to shit on the kid. He doesn't want to improve lives or help kids like a teacher might, he basically is just there to roast all of the students and make them sad. That's all he wants, that's all his audience wants, they just want to bully those nasty woke liberals

During the pandemic I watched my mum fall head first into far right conspiracy, almost overnight. She became a completely different person. Literally the week earlier she was making us wear gloves along with our masks before we went out anywhere, and a week later she’s laughing at the ‘sheep’ and literally screaming about how it’s alll bullshit with all the conviction in the world. It’s still tearing my family apart. There’s a few other factors involved but they all intersect and this is really at the heart of it. She’s spiteful and dismissive and it feels like she’s falling further by the day, everything she says now has to have some kind of racist, homophobic or misogynist undertone, she’s even sympathising with people like andrew Tate now. She’s donating to PragerU, we live in the fucking UK man. It was OVERNIGHT. Just waiting for that breaking point now

Roseanne Barr just yelling "Stalinism" and "Communism" reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Lois Griffin is running for office and just says "9/11" to get cheers lol

Ben Shapiro's idea about making Ladyballers a documentary, but not being able to do it because it's very premise just doesn't exist is endlessly funny. Instead of making up a guy to get mad at, he made up an entire reality.

The fact that the military LOVED Team America when it came out is strong evidence for what you're saying. We literally sang the songs as run cadence. We fucking loved that movie.

The attempted joke about "no one watches women sports" is hilariously ironic given the fact that the recent NCAA women's basketball tournament outdrew the absolute hell out of the men's tournament -- including it being the first year where the women's final outdid the men's. So clearly people are watching women's sports, tho it’s also clear that conservatives don’t pay attention… because they don’t actually care about “protecting” sports and more so want another boogeyman to scare people.

Sorry but the Rosanne joke "Mom, what is my gender?" "Your gender is, get a job, that's your gender." got a full belly laugh out of me for the sheer ridiculousness of it. It's genuinely like a parody of what someone her age would say, it's incredible.

I remember Shapiro saying that the whole inspiration behind producing movies was to remove politics from them. As predicted, "removing politics" just meant "inserting politics we like and being about as subtle as a sledgehammer". They WANT to be what they think Hollywood is.

Amazing that Doug Walker spent the entire Wall review calling Roger Waters whiny for making a concept album/film partly about the physical and emotional abuse he suffered at the hands of his teachers during his childhood when he has complained extensively and earnestly about how awful it was for people to make fun of him as a kid for sharing a first name with a popular children's cartoon character.