We found the dumbest CPU in gaming history

Dash singlehandedly adding an entire hour to the length of this video is such a power move

Dash’s Stickers: The Complete Trilogy 4:03 - The Sorry Koopa sticker 30:19 - The Yes Luigi sticker 36:57 - The What Luigi sticker Dash could easily beat you guys: his toxicity is just holding him back. Oh well, maybe next time.

Thanks Jo for this shoutout, now I am going to do this again: And in this game Jo has sent... 2012 Stickers!!! Congratulations!!! /Btw, if he wouldn't have spammed Stickers at the Victory screen he would've gotten 2000 exactly, and that's a Miss!) 6:23 Jo sent 100 stickers (And that's a Miss!) 11:21 Jo sent 200 stickers (And that's a Whaaat?!) 11:24 Most wholesome moment ever (<3) 15:38 Jo sent 300 stickers (And that's a Hit!) 21:58 Jo sent 400 stickers (And that's a Gah!) 25:42 Jo sent 500 stickers (And that's a Lucky you!) 31:17 Jo sent 600 stickers (And that's a Fweet!) 37:50 Jo sent 700 stickers (And that's a Waaah!) 43:36 Jo sent 800 stickers (And that's a Next time!) 47:47 Jo sent 900 stickers (And that's a Lucky!) 52:58 Jo sent 1000 stickers (And that's a BWAHAHA!) 56:32 Jo sent 1100 stickers (And that's a You got this!) 1:01:15 Jo sent 1200 stickers (And that's a what the fuсk am I doing with my life) 1:06:56 Jo sent 1300 stickers (And that's a Gehehheh!) 1:11:08 Jo sent 1400 stickers (And that's a Yay!) 1:16:15 Jo sent 1500 stickers (And that's a Yes!) 1:21:27 Jo sent 1600 stickers (And that's a All me!) 1:24:35 Jo sent 1700 stickers (And that's a Go, go!) 1:29:15 Jo sent 1800 stickers (And that's a There it is!) 1:34:20 Jo sent 1900 stickers (And that's a Ready for this?) 1:39:39 Jo sent 2000 stickers (And that's a No way!)

I'm so used to the pause screen that I didn't expect anything so seeing dash actually add turns fucking killed me

After seeing that they were on turn 4/10 in under 8 minutes of a 100+ minute video, I knew something had to have got wrong

no cap, 41:14 is the start of one of the funniest Mario Party moments I've ever seen. the timing of every beat was incredible. Jacob walking in just a second too late to know what happened. the clip starting on the practice fade-out so he has just enough time to process what's about to go down. the fact they're back on the home menu not 10 seconds later because it only took that long to watch the entire disaster. immaculate, truly

Just the rising panic in Jo's voice at 11:11 is yet another iconic moment to come out of this series

Dash adding 20 turns to the game is the funniest thing that has ever happened on this channel

I was thinking how fun it would be to have a easy CPU with a handicap of like 6 stars so that the biggest goal for everyone is to steal stars from the easy cpu so it can't win

I can't believe it took so many episodes for Dash to add more turns without the consent of Jacob and Jo.

1:39:44 dash's monologue was worth every brain cell

WAIT! Rosalina is being played by Jo. Jo's in game moniker is "hi jo". If you remove the space in the middle, you get "hijo". "Hijo" is the Spanish word for "son". On the other hand, Dash's moniker is bigman23, if you remove the 23 (in the same way you removed the space in "hi jo") you get "bigman". What is a "big man" if not a dad? So Jo and Dash's in game monikers are a reference to a parent/child relationship; and Dash (the parent) is playing Luigi, while Jo (the child) is playing Rosalina. So Luigi IS Rosalina's dad confirmed! Somebody, quickly, call MatPat!!!

I want a episode where Dash wins, Jacob mashes, and Jo sweats.

I think the fact that Jo spammed that Emote throughout the entirety of an almost 2 hour game is very respectable.

1:01:20 Love when two plates grind against each other strictly platonically and not romantically at all

I like Master DK and his retractable teeth, he's a pretty good candidate to be my most wholesome sleep paralysis demon

Exodia rules should be save for special occasions. It's hilarious, but loses its appeal if overused.

Dash being wholesome was a staple of this episode

EDIT: gonna make this clear, I don't mean any hate to Jacob. Mario party is my favorite series they play because I like the personalities. I like Jacob playing the villain Jacob after loosing to exodia: "we ALL agreed exodia wasn't fair" Dash and Jo "well we thought it was fair but ok sure" Jacob is truly the villain of Mario party

Thank you dash for having the guts to make a 30 turn game