So we got softlocked in Elite Smash...

Jacob losing his shit is terrifying. Glad he's not real

i love how the clickbait in this one isnt the fact that a basically the worlds best ganondorf is playing, but the fact that they got softlocked, which is exactly what i expect from this channel

Alpharad Deluxe Bingo Spaces 1. "Yoooooo" (Free Space) 2. "Welcome to the Bald podcast" 3. Dash tries to make something bald 4. Jacob tells Dash to shut the fuck up 5. British People 6. Someone is gaslit 7. Gatekeeping 8. Dash being wholesome 9. Dash and Jo debate/argue about something 10. In-N-Out in mentioned 11. Jawsh is mentioned 12. One Piece is mentioned 13. The Add Turns Screen is brought up 14. Loses to a CPU 15. Leaf Transition 16. Jo continues to mash, despite it not being in his best interest 17. "That's a hit" 18. "That's a miss" 19. "Luigi :)" 20. Dash doesn't win Mario Party 21. Lady Luck favors Jacob 22. Icarus Moment 23. Softlocked 24. Somebody quits out of a Smash match 25. "Our Cause is Just"/Gets recognized

21:30 "I'd like to provide some alternative thinking" was the moment Altrive Flew too close to the sun

I think what holds Rickles back in smash is his overconfidence. He’s usually winning against CPU’s and then he goes for the hardest reads out of nowhere and loses. He’s like the real life Ganondorf a low tier with a Napoleon complex

Jacob finally being a part of the bald podcast and immediately asks the most important question of a lifetime!

Dash's antiperspirant joke was so funny that it was also the funniest joke in this episode as well.

Jacob screaming at Dash full volume at 23:35 is the highlight of this channel this year

I love that Jacob had to spend 1 episode on the bald podcast and immediately snapped.

schrodinger's hair: you do not know the state of one's hair until you lift off the hat

This series truly shows the Flanderization of Altrive

I think what holds Rickles back in smash is his overconfidence. He's usually winning against CPU's and then he goes for the hardest read out of nowhere and loses. He's like the real life Ganondorf, a low tier with a Napoleon complex.

If you think about it, all of these characters are just pixels on a screen. Therefore, none of them can have hair...do with that what you will.

30:13 I was the Lucina player, Honestly I wasn't expecting to be matched up with y'all, I was just trying to get her up to scale with everyone else

almost choked on a burger while jacob was talking about muscular balls. thats a hit

Alpha breaking was definitely a funny moment. Also you better finish that accidental stealing story.

the fun thing about not using Twitter is that it took multiple mentions of Jacob getting robbed at gunpoint for me to consider that it wasn't actually a bit. Glad you're safe bud

You can tell that Jacob is new to the couch, as he was talking about the game way too much

They should apply for a “most softlocks” record

How does Jo always find a way to get softlocked