The Ragdoll Husband: Unravelling The Truth

them delivering the baby is no joke, the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen. don't care if its real or fake, its camp

About the ragdoll lore: The baby could cry because it’s half ragdoll and half human so it got its vocal cords from its mother’s genes

Considering Mary and Marcelo could be siblings, technically his side of the family also attended the wedding

Update, the fucking ragdoll cheated by "texting another woman" 💀

there is actually a real answer to how they get recordings of babies crying. there are people whose job is to handle baby actors - mostly they engage them so they smile, laugh, or sit quietly for tv - but when crying is called for, they start making baby crying noises themselves. even the youngest babies are empathetic, and they're usually like, "oh, we're upset now? i'll cry too"

When Kurtis said that Mary’s mom made the rag doll, my mind did not immediately jump to “siblings.” It jumped to “damn, Mary stole her mom’s homemade boyfriend.”

i actually didn't expect the ragdoll to look like him but it's so uncanny i started crying

As a scuba diver I actually got exited when you said there was a site called "underwater dating" lol

Yeah her ragdoll son Marcelinho was recently kidnapped. Her husband Marcelo is just speechless and hasn't eaten much since their baby was taken :(

I was actually at Marcelo’s bachelor party and it was pretty wild - dude got so drunk on pretend beers, he threw up yarn everywhere lmfao love that guy but he was SO hungover the next day - couldn’t even move

THIS WOMAN IS BRAZILLIAN, LIKE ME! She actually was doing this as a stunt to gain money to buy her house with her boyfriend. There are news covering it, but it's in portuguese lol

Kurtis’s editing style is a perfect representation of my brain

Lowkey disappointed that Kurtis didn’t play “Blood related,” I got hype when it started up Also, “I didn’t have the ballssss” is the sound I want to play when I walk into a room.

About the situation: “Mary” and Marcelo got married at the end of last year, and the whole reason on why they got married was to actually gain attention from brazilian media so she and her boyfriend (yes, her actual real living boyfriend) could get enough money to buy their own house. giving brazil’s economic state and everything here basically costing an arm and a leg nowadays, she was kind of a genius with this idea and i don’t judge her at all Edit: okay so i actually went to her tik tok account out of curiosity and in her own bio it says that its all staged, in addition to the comment saying that buying her house is a “dream she is looking for”. reading some of the descriptions on the videos posted about the repercussions it had, she says that they unfortunately didn’t made any money out of it yet, but she’s happy anyway because she managed to make people happy and have some good laughs with her story

Kurtis you probably won’t see this but I just wanna thank you for making videos. As a broke person currently living in a shelter, I don’t really get much entertainment other than free services like YouTube. Content creators like you have kept me laughing during some really tough times in my life. Keep up the good work man, it’s awesome to see all of these shows get sold out.

I love watching Kurtis/Danny/Drew’s videos while I do puzzles. It’s just the right amount of stimulus without being so distracting that I can’t do my puzzle.

Just FYI - Objectophilia isn't a sexuality, it's a paraphilia. Paraphilias are defined as the experience of intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, situations, fantasies, behaviors, or individuals. The line between just having a fetish (which is most of the time relatively harmless) and actually having a paraphilia (which can be quite harmful to the individual themselves or to others around them) is hard to pin down sometimes. But paraphilias are a lot closer to a fetish than they are to a sexuality.

kurtis: its so hard to find love! also kurtis: has been in a relationship for like 9 years

9:48 him doing it separately after the fact makes it so much funnier.

Once at summer camp, one of the councilors was crying because her boyfriend broke up with her for a mannequin. I thought it was metaphorical until some guy is walking around camp with a mannequin. I thought it was a joke, but no, the girl was crying genuine tears. I found a 4 leaf clover that day, and a kid called me a “selfish meanie” for not giving it to her