The Best (and Worst) Bootleg FNaF Merch

HI HELLO THIS VIDEO'S RETROACTIVELY THE GOMOTION SEASON 4 DEBUT PREVIOUS SEASON 4 IS NOW AFFECTIONATELY SEASON 3 1/2 (this things a fucking melting pot of editing intensities audio mixing jokes n tones i made this video over the course of 4 months on and off while i dealt with personal life shit) but THINGS ARE BETTER NOW AND IM FINALLY BACK BABEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HERE'S A SUPER SEXY COMMUNITY POST WITH A WAY MORE DETAILED EXPLANATION IF YALL WANT IT youtube.com/post/UgkxkrknoS-xINgHhUx5JjQEVBZye4R5q…

NIGHTMARE HOMER MENTIONED!!!!

Hey guys, real talk, it's me, the guy who does the stills for Jodie Gomotion. We need to sit down and address the allegations that she does indeed lash me with tree branches and forces me to gain sustenance off of McDonald's toy plastic. All of these, are unfortunately, very true. I am only able to live on to make these stills by the vague grease and french fry salt that covers the many toys she gives me. This is very much relate to this video, as I am currently writing this surrounded by bootleg FNaF merch, most of which lack the iconic grease sustenance. The reason this video took several days to upload past the seventh was due to her spending most of that time sending me screenshots of her NOT clicking the 'send' button on my payment and then pinging me for several hours at a time so that I could not sleep. She likes to take bites out of the rim of my coffee cups and leaves these morbid, British shaped teeth marks, which has forced me to spend much of my commission money on replacing my fine china. I have attempted many lock changes on my doors and windows, but local law enforcement just lets her in at this point because she controls the police. I do not know how much longer I can keep this up, this is my own way to reach out for help.

Wow, you wouldn't think it, but these bootleggers sure know their stuff! They even remembered the cut "Toxic" meter from FNaF 2 and decided to make it a feature with their masks!

You know, watching trans content creators like gomo and bizabizow really helped me become a more acceptable person. The best way to describe it is that, now when I see trans people, I don't think "that's odd" (like 12 yo me probably would), I see it as perfectly normal. I remember watching gomo's videos before her transition, then, her avatar became that of funny noodle woman. It was so interesting to see someone, even parasocially, transition. Tldr I think gomotion is cool — I'm not part of the LGBTQ community, nor is English my first language, so I hope this bit of text wasn't offensive in any way. Just wanted to share a positive outcome being a fnaf fan of all things helped me—

As a Mexican myself, i truly want to apologize for the bootleg fnaf figures

man I absolutely loved it when gomo said “ITS TIME TO REVIEW MORE FNAF MERCH time” and then proceeded to review more fnaf merch all over the place

tfw the go is motioning

I really really love the way you deliver your lines. The cadence of your voice and delivery makes me feel like I’m being rapidly pulled around a room by someone explaining something they’re very very hyperfixated on. It’s awesome :]

5:20 I know he ated a bees

As a Mexican I can say without a doubt: No, those toys aren't toxic (Never had a Freddy one but it was the only affordable license toys here in Mexico so you better believe I had a Mystic Force Red Ranger who I used as the Ninja Storm Green Ranger and a Super Mario based on Super Mario 64 with an actual removable hat), they´re hard af so if you hit yourself or someone else with one of those things you'll have a guaranteed bruise, but they weren't toxic. Those masks, on the other hand.... I mean, they don't kill you... But you do feel dizzy after a bit.

I was actually "lucky" enough to get one of those Mexican FNAF bootleg toys because I was visiting family in Mexico City like 8 years ago. The smell alone was strong enough to give me a headache and make me feel nauseous for a few minutes. Idk where it went and I'm worried I'll be charged for using a chemical weapon on civilians

Those Mexican bootleg figures are an artform. A weird...nightmarish artform, but one none the less!

To be clear, this isn't sarcasm when I say that I ADORE the fact that your voice is different everytime YouTube Recommendations remind me that You're a channel I watch. So happy that your transition's got you so far away from where you started.

6:45 “yeah they whitewashed a bear” fucking incredible that this sentence was not only conceived but also correct

As someone who collect figures and love Jojo, I used to only be able to afford the bootlegs. Which are the only 3rd party figures I have displayed since they look pretty good. A lot of theme are just resized gacha figures or non poseable copies of nendroids. And to my fellow transformers fans we all know how good 3rd party figures can be. Wait uh fnaf. Uh. I own no fnaf merchandise at all bootleg or otherwise

6:37 NOBODY TELL BIZABIZOW

I love how this series has become more unhinged with every part

SHE'S BACK!!!!!! (Also you sound amazing!!!!)

the xsmart plushies are SO good. I have withered bonnie and the sun/moon and theyre so well made. theyre amazing! way better than funkos