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It’s insane to me how people can go through extensive planning for a wedding and the best vow they could come up with is “I’m gonna smack your ass oooh” IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.

Seeing Funky with a straight wig was more jarring than my quickly decaying sanity

Ahh yes 1:00 Beth the baker is actually my mother. Ik Ik The resemblance is unreal

"What's your favorite thing to bake?" How DARE they show interest in your job and try to get to know you better! The audacity!!!

How TF Cody got a whole woman to marry him is beyond me....

I cannot express how much it grinds my gears whenever someone's like "wow my cat is so crazy and attacks me for no reason" when the video shows them just blatantly manhandling their pet. The girl in the pink sweater straight up smacks her cat before holding her against her will, like damn no wonder she doesn't want you to touch her. It's not a girl cat/boy cat thing, it's not complicated, just treat your pets with respect.

My female cat who passed in 2020 was literally the sweetest cat in the world, and is actually what made me change my mind about cats. I'm more of a dog person, so I have a rough hand (cat's skin is like tissue paper, you have to be VERY gentle...) but she was just so lovely. I still have a female cat, and while we don't always get along I respect her and she's actually yelling at me right now for pets, because she feels comfortable enough with me to bother me for cuddles despite our occasional misunderstandings. Cats don't care about our stupid misogyny - they're just cats. They act how they want. And thinking about it, most of the male cats I've met have been just as bad as, if not /worse/ than, the female ones. The behaviour of the person in the pink sweater HORRIFIED me... If I saw a friend do that, I'd be down one friend, and that ex-friend would be down one cat. Gross. That look into the camera was nightmare fuel - like jeez, can you say 'psychopath'? Because that was absolutely the vibe. That disgusting person is my new sleep paralysis demon. Yikes.

My wife had a joke in her vows. In the middle of the "I love that you..." section she put "I love that you gave me a wordcount for my vows so I had to pad out the middle part... this is the middle part". There's nothing wrong with a joke in your vows if it's still appropriate BUT COME ON GUYS.

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ive always hated the "POV: you have a girl cat" trend. Its rooted in sexism, and people just cant grasp that male cats can ALSO be aggressive, and you shouldnt be trying to intimidate a cat thats already OBVIOUSLY stressed.

14:31 they actually did, metaphorically, dig up Keith Herring and spit on him, by making a Keith Herring chat AI and making it say that he was ok with it.

10:03 when rich people post about having puke covered clothes they're "so relatable" but when there's a sock on the floor in the background of a video recorded by a working-class person the internet mocks them for being poor and disgusting

If Beth didn't have an entire TikTok about being a baker, I would empathize with her clear burnout. However. If you make baking your entire TikTok personality, then of course that video comes across as unhinged.

The girl in the pink sweater is genuinely insane. It was so obvious the kitty was just trying to play fight with her, and she randomly smacked the poor thing and picked her up when she clearly didn't want it. Poor cat. :(

I wish all those influencers would stop harassing and abusing their pets and lying about it for clout.

14:09 It doesn’t even look like it was “finished” correctly. You can see human shapes within the original, meaning there were probably going to be more of those throughout. The AI only added meaningless jumbles.

The cat debate made me actually a bit sad. Not only we have boy mom epidemic, but apparently furry boy moms also exists. Cut girls some slack, damn 😭

having your ex from high school as a maid of honor at your wedding would be sweet if you guys were friends, but her having to call herself this grown mans ex from high school at his wedding makes it so fucking weird

I feel bad for the cat, like she was just playing. I want a cat but can’t have one yet, yet she has one and she’s abusing her.