Faking Paparazzi Videos For Clout

I've been a Greg for years and I had no idea Danny was even pregnant. Congrats to both of you, Laura will make a great dad 😊

the paparazzi found me at whole foods. i was buying celery and they were buying rosé

Describing someone as a "future missing person" is such a good threat

Imagine Laura and Danny actually really liking the name "Gregory" but knowing they can't name their son that because it would make them look fucking insane, lmao

"Expecting our first child this october" 😭 go laura, you got this. And congrats to laura's husband as well

I got so scared when you took the paparazzi guy’s hat 😢 it looked like you were taking my hat. and I really like my hat 😢

The fuckin super loud camera shutter every few seconds absolutely killed me, especially as Danny is actually doing some solid acting 😂

Danny Brutally murdered five paparazi? They probably Deserved it. Danny is such a saint for dealing with this.

I have so much distrust in Danny that when he said he and Laura were expecting i fully assumed he was lying💀

Having to run like that from the paparazzi while you’re pregnant must’ve been so scary! 😞

Imagine Danny names his kid Greg, and years later he discovers all these videos his dad made specifically for him. That would be an absolute trip.

the way he acctually made the first few videos convincing and then just casually spit out the "CEASE THESE GAMES, PHOTO BOY. I TIRE OF YOUR QUESTIONS"😭

Imagine all the new viewers who though Danny was 16 and heard him say “my wife and I are expecting a baby in October”.

Danny, we still love you despite the fact that you’ve given us irreparable trust issues.

This reminds me of when I was a little kid and my parents bought a digital camera which me and my brother stole and used to play "paparazzi". Our babysitter was really into celebrity gossip so we'd seen tons of paparazzi footage on TV. My brother would pretend to be a rock star doing everything he could to evade me and I would run after him with the camera trying to get a picture of his face. It usually devolved into us wrestling on the floor while he screamed "NOOOOO! THE PAPS! THE PAPS HAVE GOT MEEE!!!!". Eventually, of course, our parents used the camera for its intended purpose and found like 500 incomprehensibly blurry photos on it. They were disapproving but too amused to be properly angry, and when one of their friends broke his camera a few months later, they gave it to us to play with. Good times.

“youtuber and future missing person danny gonzalez” actually had me in tears it caught me so off guard LMFAOOO

It’s funny how Danny promotes critical thinking but also wants to be devious and hopes we don’t suspect a thing😭😭😭😭😭

I know you announced on Instagram. But the way you casually dropped you're going to be a dad in a sponsor is so funny

i cant believe he has to deal with these paparazzi guys while pregnant. stay strong danny

Fun fact: the red cape thing used in bull fighting is only red to hide to blood of the bull that is in the ring. The bull doesn't care about the color red, only the movements of the cloth. The red color is to hide how much blood the bull spills being cut by the matador sword.