Scales: The Insane Mermaid Movie Nobody Asked For

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"Your cousin has cancer heal her" "Sorry can't I'm gona go play hide and seek with my mom "

The kid with brittle bones: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my arms, and every afternoon I break my legs. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

I feel like if this weren't a kid's film, this could easily be an intense horror-thriller allegory about a kid experiencing bodily changes as they begin to learn about and experience firsthand the dark side of the grown-ups who have no problem exploiting others for personal gain, regardless of age.

"Your body is made up of 65% water" I thought she would immobilize him blood bending style, but nah she straight killed him with no hesitation 💀

So, if this kids transforms in water, does she just not take baths or showers? Like has she just not ever washed her body ever before?

This is a discount version on “H2O just add water” and everyone knows it

"Your body is made up of 65% water" proceeds to remove 100% of him

"Every mermaid has a unique wail" whilst everyone is "wailing" the same tune

So Siren is just like “f you adopted mom who loved and cared for me my entire life I’m going to go swim with my REAL mom”

“Each mermaid wail is unique” she says as all the mermaids sing the same exact tune in unison

Most of the women in town are mermaids. Professional mermaid hunter: I know there's a mermaid somewhere in this town.

Honestly I’d love a mermaid movie where the main character discovers them and IS NOT a mermaid.

Siren:... Adam: “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep”

Ok Siren “sucking” the water out of the weird guy’s body should be a fatality in at least 1 Mortal Kombat game.

i love how whenever the mermaids wailed for siren half of them opened their mouths so fast like they forgot when they were supposed to start lip syncing lmaoo

17:58 something about this scene just fucking kills me every time: -the way the poor kid sounds so desperate -the music is so dramatic -how the mom just ignores the kid/doesn't even seem to realise he's there??? then slams the door in his face -we never see the mom's face in this scene for some reason??? -the completely overdramatic visuals of the bones breaking -the fact he gently places his hand on the door and proceeds to shatter his entire wrist into a thousand pieces, like I know he has brittle bones but my god its so funny oh my god

"youre made of 60% water" commits actual murder while family cheers

Siren: "So, like your bones are brittle all the time?" Me: "No. Only when I feel like it."

LOVE the response of the milf mermaid to the creepy man just being "Yeah, that'll be enough of that."