This minecraft base is not good actually

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This is like watching a kid's sandcastle being obliterated by 3kg of high explosive while the detonator is roasting the kid LMAO

Obviously the trick is to build a giant intimidating looking base and then bury all your valuables in a hole vaguely near it.

we all know the safest base is a dirt hurt with a "pls no stealing" sign outside of it

I remember playing on russian anarchy servers a 5-7 years back and their bases were insanely cool. Ender pearl countermeasures, digging counters, chorus fruit counters, wither counters ah nostalgia The Ideal base would be an obsidian box under the ocean (or at least large enough pool of solid water) so withers would be less effective. To prevent chorus tping there was an additional layer inside filled with minecarts that entity cram you. And yet people would still find a way to break in, this is kind of a part of human nature (and I love it)

There is one thing all these youtubers should know: "The only safe house in Minecraft is a hidden one!" -Mumbo Jumbo

The fact they took the time to setup lightning spamming tridents but not the time to bring one elder guardian to the center of the base is hilarious to me

0:43 honestly, my first thought was “mine under it”. One of the biggest things I’ve learned about playing on a server is that the safest base is the most subtle. I had a base that no one could find, and it was just a hole in the ground with a bunch of chests, a bed, and an enchanting set up. All my valuables were kept under my bookshelves, so no one stole from me since they didn’t really expect to find anything valuable in a hole in the ground base. Guess what people think when they see a giant and “secure” base? They either don’t care, or they see a challenge. They think “imma beat this thing”, and keep trying to break in, which just leaves you paranoid and worried. If you have a subtle and quiet base for your valuables, you’re less likely to be stolen from, and guess what you can also do? Write down coordinates for your valuables and hide them! It leaves the risk of someone randomly finding them, but if you put them at the bottom of the ocean for example, or by the stronghold, places where people are usually just coming and going, they’re not likely to be found unless someone's actively looking for them.

The most polite “sit down lil bro” I have seen in a while

Oh boy… this sounds like a challenge to make truly the safest base that accounts for all of these… 🤔

Let's face it, the most secure base has always been a layered, obsidian box. It's not very exciting but bloody hell does it work.

When Carvs said that it's impossible meant that you're not allowed to break in... 💀💀💀

This is like watching someone unexpectedly drop a bowling ball on a little kid then roasting him about how he didn't catch it

The way he sticked himself to a ceiling with a cobweb is some serious Mission Impossible shit

Okay I thought this would be a lame video about him just criticising the build but it was honestly funny watching him infiltrate the castle

Here's my super cool idea for a safe place to store items 1. Grab 8 obsidian 2. Get an eye of ender 3. Open a crafting table 4. Put the eye of ender in the middle 5. Surround it with obsidian 6. Take the cool item from it and put ur valuables there Now you have a safe base!

This guy is like that other guy that can guess the location of anything from a picture. DO NOT let these people turn into villains.

bro HUMILIATED the base in every way possible💀

This is so satisfying to me. It's like watching a skilled swordsman declare that he'll beat his next opponent one-handed - and after that, he'll beat them with both hands tied behind his back. It goes on and on until, in the final round, you see a limbless, blindfolded, earplugged swordsman effortlessly parrying his opponent and winning the match using a rapier held in his mouth.

this reminds me of a video with a really effective but silly security system: an explosive booby trap SO big it CRASHES THE PROGRAM! and another one that had "security by obscurity", the castle was VERY far away from the main spawn point.