New Trump Bible Combines the Constitution, Pledge of Allegiance and Declaration of Independence
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Published 2024-03-28
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New Trump Bible Combines the Constitution, Pledge of Allegiance and Declaration of Independence - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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All Comments (21)
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“All Americans need a Bible in their home and I have many.” “Bibles?” “No, homes.”
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1:08 "A fortune made by a lying tongue is a fleeting vapor and a deadly snare" - Proverbs 21:6
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Now the biggest mystery in my life is how Trump filmed that commercial without being struck by lightning. Uh, God, if you're there... the dude golfs a lot.
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Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled 'potato' and it ruined his career?
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I'm willing to bet that there is no cross on that bible because every time they showed it to Donnie for approval, he asked them to 'Capitalize the 't', and emboss it in gold'.
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"Pray with him, as he preys upon you." -A ironic typo that almost certainly appears in that bible.
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“Make America pray again.” We have been praying for tfg to shut up and go away for eight years.
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Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.
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Trump Bible: "In the beginning there was nothing. So with a small loan from my father, I created something. That something was great, the many people who actually created it told me, with tears in their eyes, that it was great. Nobody had ever seen anything so great."
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I am shocked that Trump didn’t combine the Bible with Mein Kampf. Seems more fitting for him.
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I understand there's a special edition of the bible where you get some classified documents
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As a nurse I stopped asking who the current president is as a part of my neuro assessment after I had a patient get visibly angered, get out of bed and piss all over the hospital room screaming “Donald TRUMP is MY PRESIDENT, WHOOO!” You know who had to clean that up? Me. The doctor who I called after that asked me why I was brothering him about it. 🤬
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The Constitution, Pledge of Allegiance and Declaration of Independence... What are 3 things trump has never read and doesn't understand.
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"GET YA BIBLE HERE! TRUMP BIBLE! GOLD SNEAKERS, GET YA GOLD SNEAKERS! SURRENDER SUIT, PIECE OF SURRENDER SUIT HERE" - vendor at a trump rally
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I remember that guy talking about "two Corinthians." You've gotta be the blindest person on earth to actually think that he has ever opened a Bible in his life
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Seth, thank you, you have hit the nail on the head with this monologue.
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well.. at least FL libraries will have a book now...
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I support this combo Bible, Constitution, Declaration of Independence. Maybe now Trumpsters will actually finally read them. Man are they going to be shocked.
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The Separation of Church and State with a bookmark was a good joke. It wasn’t funny, but it’s a good joke nonetheless.
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So, now Trump wants to keep the ACA? I thought we were waiting for his new healthcare plan?!
