Baldur's Gate 3 - "I'm going to ****ing kill you" - Astarion
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Published 2023-08-13
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Clown: "Who wants to hear a joke?" Dark urge: "Man I really wanna kill this whole crowd and bathe in their blood."
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"I need a volunteer! How about you, terrifying blood-drenched dragonman?"
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I'm convinced Neil Newbon didn't miss once with Astarion's line reads, wow.
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Astarion: clowns are scary Also Astarion: walking around covered in blood
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The scene is even better as a bard, as you get to trade puns with the clown before he tries to kill you.
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Astarion disapproves... Wyll approves lmao
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what's really funny about this encounter is that if you are a GoO Warlock, you patron directly tells you it doesn't like Dribbles. mind you this is one of the only times in the entire game where you get any information from your warlock ,and it's that Cthulu doesn't like clowns
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And the punchline "oh, it was a cultist? Pity, I hoped to have killed a real clown"
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That 'Miss' on Astarion while on the ground is the most Baldur's Gate thing out there.
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When it comes to scarecrow jokes, I prefer: "Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."
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For a modern equivalent, this is like some guy in the crowd walking around in full tactical gear with an M4 strapped to his back and a clown saying “Hmm what a wonderful volunteer!”
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I always love watching these vids where everyone's characters look badass as fuck, and then you have my character who basically has on rags and sandals. Really makes me contemplate where it all went wrong.
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God i freaking love Astarion.
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He is definitely one of, if not the most well voiced character in the whole game
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Gale is also funny: “you pressure me a lot, even though i could choose to explode at any moment.” or something like that
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Astarion did not get over his fear of clowns that day.
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Neil Newbon aced the “I’m gonna f kill you” line lmao
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Astarion: "This cements my fear of clowns, ON THE SPOT! Horrid things!"
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Astarion is literally the best thing about this game.
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Astarion at his most relatable.
