This Stranger Trashed My Car

For the first time in 15 years. I took some time off. I missed you all. Hope you are having a great year.

Alex, I have a story for you. When I was in my freshman year of high school, I had decided to take theater. I was one of those shy girls, and my friends and I thought theater was exactly the thing to get us to be more outgoing. (It worked, but that's a longer story.) At our school, we had three possible times throughout one period to have lunch. Our lunch was right in the middle of theater class and our teacher was very strict about not having food in class. This was for two reasons: (a) our classroom was one of the few in the school with carpet and (b) mice made frequent appearances and he didn't want us attracting any more. Sometimes he would cave when it was a special treat, but one incident made him buckle down on the no food rule even harder. This was maybe halfway through the school year. We come back from lunch and one of the kids brings in an apple he had left over from lunch. He must have had permission from the teacher because he didn't hide it. The kid placed it next to his chair on the floor. (We had no desks, just chairs.) Now, we noticed some things about this apple right away that made us ask him questions. One of those things is that it was soft and kind of wiggly. All the guys thought it was cool, but it made all of us girls get as far away as possible because it just felt off. As the class went on, we ended up at the other side of the room, away from the apple. Then, suddenly, we heard something. It's been about eight years and I've since forgotten what sound it made, but I vividly remember the chaos that ensued when everyone realized what had happened. The apple freakin' exploded, leaving nothing but fermented mush. All of the kids got all excited and a little panicky while my teacher was very angry with my classmate for bringing in such a suspicious apple. We weren't allowed to eat in there for the rest of the year! When I grew older, I realized that it probably ended up that way because the apple had gone bad. Why did they still hand it out and sell it to children? The world may never know.

Typical day in Florida

Granny got hands! 😄

I remember this one time when I was a kid, I was at Disney World on vacation during a really hot day and decided to keep getting soaked on the river rapids, after five times in a row I had to get out, but I wanted to keep splashing around so I went to the fountain that was near by cause it looked welcoming and big, nobody stopped me so I jumped in and started swimming, When I was taken out by my family? I saw a bunch of other kids going in the fountain right after me, and THAT'S when the park employees finally took notice and raced alongside all the kid's parents to the fountain, I started something that faithful day and I will never forget how funny it was⛲️🏊🏼‍♀️😅

I genuinely missed you! Glad to see you back. Resorted to rewatching your old videos😢

This man never disappoints

The poo of '67!

This is great 😂 thanks man this made my year

This somehow reminds me of my favourite road rage story: I was driving home from out of town on a two-lane road, me and a few other drivers got stuck behind a slow vehicle, and after a while noticed there was a red lifted pickup truck driving pretty erratically, swerving over and over to see if there was room to pass the lineup of cars. After a while of this some cars took their turnoffs until it was essentially me and the pickup who was really riding my bumper, but thankfully we were approaching a passing lane and I wouldn’t have to put up with the crazy pickup anymore, or at least I thought. Instead, the pickup pulls up beside me, the girlfriend in the passenger seat sticks her entire torso out of the vehicle, starts yelling nonsense at me while waving her phone around recording the whole thing, and after a few seconds the boyfriend who’s driving DOES THE SAME THING. Both of them, full torso out of the truck, yelling all sorts of profanities and slurs (we were all white), one hand precariously on the steering wheel while I can only assume cruise control was maintaining their speed because there’s no way that guy was reaching the pedals. After about 2 minutes of this, as the passing lane is coming to a close, they decide they’re going to try to cause an accident and they start swerving (I just slowed down a bit), then pull in front of me and slam their brakes (I changed lanes and floored it to get around them, thanks electric motor for your instant torque!), and then tried both those things again before I took my off-ramp and they didn’t follow. This was about 10 years ago, but if I had to describe them by today’s standards they would definitely fit the “MAGA-head” type.

That was hilarious how he handled the situation. 😀😀

I got one. It’s about the time where I got kissed by someone I only wanted to be friends with. So, this goes back to Grade 6 when our two middle school classes were walking to a swampy park nearby, & along the walk, I ended up talking to two people I never met before. The first one being a tall boy with curly ginger hair, that for privacy reasons, we’ll call him John Johnnington the third. The second one was a blonde-haired girl, who we’ll call Zoey. I really enjoyed their company, & became good friends with them along our walk. We had a blast at the park, running around in areas we probably shouldn’t’ve been running around in. Afterwards, we headed back to the school, & kept in contact for the following months. Over the following months, John Johnnington the third & Zoey formed a relationship. I didn’t think much about it at the time, because I had more on my mind (like playing catch-up on assignments before the school year ended), but I felt that Zoey had felt something for me, regardless of their relationship. See, I had the “random word” sense of humour (and admittingly do this day, ORANGE PEELS!!!!), & she apparently enjoyed that style of humour as well. Now, I’d occasionally talk with them, because I was still good friends with them, but when all of a sudden, they broke up because John Johnnington the third no longer loved Zoey. I thought nothing of it, I suspected “Oh, they’ll probably just get back together, but nope, they split for good. I didn’t really stay friends with John Johnnington the third, but I remained good friends with Zoey. It’s now the beginning of grade 7. It had probably been just a few days before school had started. I head outside for lunch when I see Zoey outside sitting by the picnic benches, upset, & I walk over to her & ask what’s wrong. Turns out one of her relatives had passed away, & I went in to super hyper empathetic mode. I was able to comfort & calm her down a bit, & then out of NOWHERE, she stated that she had a crush on me, and I was NOT expecting it. Though I just casually said something along the lines of “I’m happy that you do, though I only want to be friends.” So we stayed friends for a little bit, & then she kept wanting us to be in a relationship, though the idea never crossed my head, & in the months afterwards, she’d ask to go places together & spend time together, only for me to be like “no, thank you.” This went on for a while, & at this point, it’s now December. I’m sitting in the cafeteria, right after somehow beating the teachers in a students vs staff game of Smash Bros, & I go to eat my lunch, & I see Zoey. Zoey sits me down at bench, & says that she loves me, & wants to be with me, spend her life with me, & then, she rushes in for the kiss, & I was not expecting it in the slightest bit. I thought, “I should end this, I don’t want this, I just wanted to be friends!” Though the other part of me thought “You know what? I’m going to need someone later in life! Why not settle for her? I’ll probably fall in love with her sooner or later.” So I went with it… for about three weeks. See, every kiss she did was in the middle of public, & I did not feel comfortable with that. So, one day, I’m sitting in the shower, wondering to do, & then I realized something, “What’s the point if I don’t even love her? This act is only going to get worse, I’m not going to feel comfortable with this in the long term!” So, I told her not long after, that I genuinely didn’t want to be with her, & then she told me a little more on why she wanted to stay together. Turns out, she had gotten her heart broken by many before her, & I was the only one who hadn’t. I told her that there is someone else who could be with her, & that was my good friend who we’ll call Lime! So we ended up both breaking up happy, I got a sigh of relief, Lime & Zoey got together, & I think they might still be in a relationship, I’m not sure. Anyways, the moral of the story: Love who you want to love, not who loves you.

Great idea opening up stories to your viewers. I'll post my actual ghost story at some point XD

I'm so proud of you for taking time off, Alex. I hope you and your family are doing well :3

Good to have you back making videos Alex. You always make my day with your great and funny videos. ❤😎

Alex this isn’t to much of a story but a few weeks ago my little brother decided that he didn’t want to eat his bacon.so he snuck around the house and shoved the bacon down the vents so nobody would find it.we have 5 dogs roaming the house which he could just feed the bacon to them but he decided to shove it down the vents instead.

I have a parking lot story too. I had to go to Best Buy. While pulling up into the parking lot. There’s a woman driving on the wrong side of the road and I almost cashed into them. Lady had the audacity to scream at me when she got out of the car. She blamed my speed but I was going the speed limit. She then notices I have a vape and changes the conversation to be being a bad driver, to me underage vaping. (I was 26) the only thing I said, multiple times was that she was driving on the wrong side of the road. Maybe don’t do that? I avoid her and go into Best Buy and she starts screaming to the employees about me, who just look hella confused. I leave and woman follows me out. I suspect she’s going to do something else and I was right. I stayed in my car until she left and she zoomed INCHES away from my car, almost guaranteeing a hit if I had moved my car at all. This was all supposed to be for a work run too, our store needed a speaker adapter. So win win is I got paid for this

Why do I feel like you find theses types of stories from kids that watch to much YouTube I couldn't be wrong

I got a story for ya. So last year i got to do an internship at a preschool which was a wonderful experience ( of course for privacy reasons i will not use actual names, and of course outside of the preschool i don't know what happened so some things are based on assumption, and also disclaimer no judgement here i am only telling from my perspective). Playing with the kids was such a joy but there would also be some entertaining stories that followed including this one. I was playing with this 3-4 year old kid who i will just refer to as " kid". Kid and i are playing together and we are pretending to cook in the kitchen cause there was a toy kitchen there. Things were going as typical child play but then my improvisation skills were put to the test. At this time kid has some fake food with him and he says to me " Now we gotta take this to the bedroom". I was caught off guard so trying to play along i ask, " you mean the kitchen" Kid shakes his head and says " mommy and daddy make pizza in the bedroom". For about 5 seconds of utter silence trying to think of how to respond i finally end up saying " um ok" thankfully being saved from anymore akward pizza in the bedroom improv by a call to circle time

I have a funny hotel worker story. I remember when I was working at the hotel I was working at and this old lady called the front desk saying her pizza is here and she wanted the pizza man to come to her room, obviously called the wrong hotel cause she said “ can you tell him come to room 107” we don’t have a 107 room. Told the lady we don’t got it and she got mad, worse part was she was crippled and said now I gotta get out and go to the fron desk and show you I’m here. Waited for her and she never came up, mind you I’m still on the phone with her and I’m like uhhh your not here I don’t see you. She said I’m at the front desk and again didn’t see her. Then she says the stupidest thing, here let me give you the phone to the front desk person cause your just pissing me off right now, and I’m like but I’m the one she should be handing the phone to, told her that too and she said well then were the fuck are you, and I said yeah your at the wrong hotel hun. Got the front desk guy to say where she was and she was at the hotel in front of us, so I told the pizza guy to go to the hotel in front of us and he came back and said she didn’t want to pay for the pizza cause it was cold so I did it for him and gave him a tip. Hope this was somewhat funny for you and makes it cause I know I laughed my ass off about this😂