My Birds Laid Eggs...
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Published 2023-12-09
Ari and Tofu laid eggs. I am in shambles with the weight of responsibility and humanity I am now burdened with. Life and death are now a mere concept, what is reality. I love having birds so much oh they're just so great :D
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Music: Various Nintento and Genshin Impact music
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All Comments (21)
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The myth of "consensual" egg laying
Ari:"I consent"
Tofu:"I consent"
Jaiden:"I DON'T!"
Isn't there someboy you forgot to ask? -
Ari: I consent.
Tofu: I consent.
Jaiden: Isn't there someone you forgot to ask? -
As a cockatiel owner, I can say that birds are 30% birb, 70% tornado.
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1:24 Jaden in an alternate timeline:
I H A V E I N F I N I T E B I R D S A N D T H E Y A L L H A T E E A C H O T H E R -
I can’t believe we witnessed jaiden growing up so fast, first a college student now a grandmother
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Two birds finding a secret place to start a family without their guardian’s consent feels like a Disney movie plot.
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“ToFu I tHoUgHt YoU wErE jUsT a BaBy” got me on the ground 0:39
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I wanted a bird all my life, tried it, ended up having to rehome Louie because I wasn't ready. Turns out what I needed was a nice male milk snake. Just keep a room warm, feed em twice a month, his vet bills aren't so bad, and for the love of all that is holy do not give them an opportunity to escape. If I had a nickel for every reptile my wife found hiding in the bottom of my underwear drawer, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that that's where they go
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the fortune tellers saying jaiden would have 3 kids is suddenly making a lot more sense.
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other bird owners: "aww, that would be fun with more birds!"
jaiden: "if i get more birds, ill unlock alcoholism" -
I learned that if they are infertile, as long as they arent cracked,they just petrify. So I have one of those old lady glass jars used for like candy, but instead I put my conure eggs in them. I keep the jar right next to my jars of feathers i collect from them.
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To be honest, if this EVER happens again, you can always see if theres any snake owners nearby who'd like them for their egg eating snakes. Most egg-eaters can't eat chicken eggs because theyre too big, and small eggs are hard to come by for the younger baby snakes!!
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Ari and Tofu: “We’re expecting!”
Jaiden: panicked scream -
Fortune teller: "someone near you is gonna have a baby, and you will be very attached".
Jaden:"keeps eggs in freezer" -
“And it smelled like Home Depot”
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GOOD JOB ARI AND TOFU WOOOO LETS GOOOO
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Hearing Jaiden call Ari a “full time bastard” will never not make me laugh.
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yeah, my parrot(s.) who are both female, laid 8 eggs each, so i had to take "care" of 16 eggs, i put it in quotes because i did NOT wanna take care of 16 parrots. So i did the 2 "insane methods" of boiling them and smashing them, away from prime and bee (Prime is the name of my first parrot and bee is the name of my second, i got the names from optimus prime and bumblebee from transformers because they are my fav characters) as to not traumatize them, and i made sure that they had 0 place(s.) to nest AT ALL.
