Lying On The Internet For Attention
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Published 2019-10-25
It's capping season, my dudes! In part 3 of this series, we take a look at a great collection of QUALITY lies told on the internet for attention. Enjoy!
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• The Internet's Most Obvious Lies
• Lying for Likes & Retweets
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All Comments (21)
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when i was almost one my mom got mad at me for throwing away her sweets. then i said "my dearest mother, those sweets are not healthy." Those were my first words. She started crying tears of joy and then everybody from our apartment building came in and clapped. Later, my mom died from natural causes and i was adopted by obama.
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I’m 5 years old and my 57 year old son just said his first words, he said, “Minecraft good Fortnite bad”! I can’t believe it, he’s only 57
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So my son woke me up one night, in tears. I asked him why and he said, "why do people lie on the internet for clout instead of finding a hobby that could benefit mankind?" And then everyone in the starbucks clapped and the manager got arrested.
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My daughters first words were literally "For me, despair is not a goal, or a set of principles, or a lifestyle, or even an instinct... It's what defines me-” Couldn’t be happier, even if she didn’t finish the sentence. I can tell little Junko will grow up to help so many people
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"Pull the plug!" "She's not on life support." "Then put her on life support and then pull the plug!!"
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Im 12 and my 14 year old son said his first words. They were "the cure for cancer is..." He didn't get to finish bc he died. He turns 15 this month. Ima get him a motorcycle.
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You can recognize a lie immediately when someone says “everyone started clapping” or something similar
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My three month old sister just asked our mom “mother, why does everybody on the internet lie about things their children say for attention?” It was so amazing because I don’t even have a sister!
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Me first words were " According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. "
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my first word was “mother my human form is limiting”
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My 2 year old son was at a mcdonalds and the cashier told my son he's stupid and my son said "You made a mistake mortal, you do not know my power. I can invert your organs with my finger, I can destroy your life with moving my tiny eyes, your spine will collapse in 30 seconds if you do not apologize and give me the entire store for free.". Then everyone started clapping 😊
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I love how, like, it could have been super easily explained that like, "i honestly just never put it together," or, "I'm not really familiar with how Zip Codes work" could have worked. I'm 23 and I barely know my own home address...but then they jump the shark and go the amnesia route. It's perfect
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One time I was singing in the bathroom in my school. I thought that I was alone but there was a bully in the stall next to the mirror who got on top of it and recorded me singing and post it on (insert social media) everybody in the school saw it and when they saw be the next day they started clapping and praising me saying how talented I was. Then Obama came over and offered me to sing at the white House. This took place in 2014 Now, I'm doja cat
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I still can't believe how hilarious this dude is "Pull the plug" "She isn't on life support, there's no plug to pull" "Well put her on life support and then pull the plug"
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My sister did “technically” not talk until she was able to say phrases and names and shit, but it’s not like she was just brain dead for three years and then suddenly acquired the knowledge to speak sentences and stuff. She just didn’t like talking
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One time my mom was pregnant with me and the hospital gave her epidural, so she was a little loopy. Well she popped the baby out and when she was signing the documents as far as what name would be, I yelled and told her “Think of the consequences before you write anything down lady.”
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My first words as a baby were "comrade, let's abolish the government."
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My baby's first words were "What's up, how's it goin?" And his second words were "What's up, how's it goin?" Then everyone in Kurtistown clapped
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Today my paralysed deaf blind mute autistic premature 2 day old niece said her first word today (a miracle blessing from God). She said “phone bad book good” and started handing pancakes to homeless people on the floor after a hurricane while telling them to get jobs like the legless man who was using a book as an umbrella. Such an inspiring story ❤️ ❤️
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I 100% believe the baby praying at the sodas at 16:22, kids that age with really christian parents do some weird religious shit all the time because the parents always cheer them on, plus the prayer sounded very much like those of some of the kids I used to babysit. In my mom's church there was a 4 or 5 year old that became known as being blessed with healing energy by god because he mimicked the mannerisms the pastor had for healing prayers on his own. Kids are very observant and love to mimick behaviour.
