TOP r/HMMM OF ALL TIME

3:41 I love the editors desperate attempts get away from Damien

Well, this is gonna be a really fun hour

Therapist: “Realistic Pizza Steve is not real, he can’t hurt you” Realistic Pizza Steve: 6:18

damien giggling at his own jokes is honestly precious

I literally just finished watching the entire EmKay r/Hmmm playlist and this comes out. I feel like my efforts have been wasted

ok but seeing how Lexi's voice change was so cool, her voice always had that happy tune in it :)

12:05 the way the image just moves around the screen in sync with Jack’s disgusted voice gets me every time-

20:57 this creature is called Ghost Pig created by popular horror artist Trevor Henderson, creator of Sirenhead and Cartoon Cat. Apparently this pig's origin was it getting sawed in half and killed. Now it roams the earth with an appetite for revenge. If you encounter him, start running because he's gonna slice you in half as well and use your lower half as his legs and once your lower half decays, he will find another victim to replace it. If you encounter him with legs, compliment its legs and quickly run away while it's flattered. If you encounter it without legs, tuck your legs under your shirt, it makes Ghost Pig think you're legless because pigs are idiots.

1:35 "Kris Get The Bananas" "Potassium."

“Ah, who needs context”: the subreddit!

This is probably one of my favorite subreddits, it's so funny!

The amount of pure joy I get when I watch these is unmatchable, I can fall asleep to these because my brain reads this as a safe place, thank you Emkay 😊😊

random notes i wrote down for no reason 3:26 made me genuinely uncomfortable only because of Damien's commentary 3:44 Alucard's sports car 4:50 I love how this post transitions immediately into a much more horrible story for this cat 5:35 looks like how people apparently think vaporwave sounds 5:52 is just how I look after working out 6:09 GAME OVER - RETURN OF GANON 6:18 Me explaining the kind of person I'd still aim to be even if I got a stereotypical 'emo kid' haircut just because I think it looks cool 6:37 C2077 6:47 This looks like the best fictional creature ever. Name him. 6:54 I knew this happened. I couldn't remember why I thought this had occurred, but apparently it's a memory I haven't forgotten. 7:10 chocobo farm budget cut 7:20 they grew up together :D just in time for the space exploration to get set up! I hope he's allowed to take his pet on the ship and doesn't have to smuggle him inside his lower throat 7:55 Spider-Man trying to ward off catburglars be like 7:57 or it's just a 1:1 scale of garfield left in the washing machine too long 8:01 he protecc, he attac, but most importantly, press f to pay respecc 8:09 Alucard's private jet 8:23 anime pets be like 8:37 this makes me angry because the sandal would fall out, it's more useful to put the sandal the other direction and then do that because at least then you have a better holster for the scorpion wars of 2032 8:44 when you don't wanna listen to Dababy but the homies make a compromise 9:15 Ah, I can see that NERV finally developed that "p4n-d4" EVA unit. 9:37 realFood.jpg 9:47 Make a wish or take a pish. You may only choose one.

“I’m appalled, I’m shocked, and I’m flabbergasted. That’s all”-Damien

14:29 Lol he fails to notice goth beaker. Beaker was ALWAYS my favorite. In my head cannon, he flips off Scrooge in Muppet Christmas carol (the part where scrooge sees them to the door when he refuses to donate to the poor) "Mi mi miii!!"

22:47 I showed my husband the bear and I said “I’m uncomfortable by the number of law officials watching the bear trampoline on a mattress” and he said “you know that bear was falling out of a tree right” and I haven’t felt that dumb in a while 😂😂

7:00 Aye, it was a brutal campaign. We humans had an obvious advantage in terms of technology, yet it was the infighting that nearly damned us. The blasted dolphin sympathizers turned on us. We heard of the massacres of other crews almost every day. Our crew barely survived, narrowly avoiding being routed to the last man. We only survived because of the sacrifice of Captain Felix Flipper. I knew the man well. He was from Florida, well acquainted with dolphins before the fighting began. And yet, he was loyal to the nation. He wished for peace, and that wish ended in his demise. He was my friend, and I could do nothing to help him. All I could do was watch as he was shredded by rifle fire and thrown into the ocean. Though it shames me to admit it, but the thought of avenging his death was often all that drove me to fight in those dark days. It was this sacrifice that allowed us to turn the tide. We came out of the incident knowing the dolphins’ weakness: their own echolocation. At first, we merely screamed as we fought to counter it. Many of us began to lose our voices, the worst of which the case of Lieutenant John M. Rayfield. Ray’s voice was reduced to but a whisper, resulting in his unfortunate moniker of just that: Whisper. ‘Twas a saddening day indeed. As we drove the dolphins back to the seas, we began to use speakers to emit high pitched noises that neutralized the dolphins’ echolocation. Although this prevented a repeat of what happened to Ray, many sacrificed their hearing for the cause. Ensign Howard “Snowflake” Wilkinson went totally deaf in both ears. His brother, Warrant Officer Stuart “Winter” Wilkinson, went deaf in one ear and partially deaf in the other, made far more unfortunate given his youth. This was the price paid to win the war. When our fighting was over, we realized that damage was widespread. Locally, we were the last ones left. The crew of the Alpha had been slaughtered, as had everyone else. Everywhere. We, the crew of the Beta, were the last men left on land. For us, the war had just begun. None of us thought we’d survive a continued war. Ray, too, sacrificed himself in a move that unilaterally ended the war: he assassinated the king of the dolphins, Snorky IV. The command structure of the dolphins, as Ray thought, was based entirely upon the power of the king. They fell apart once he died. When the rest of mankind was brought up from the depths of the sea, we hoped to find our friend, hoped to celebrate with the hero who saved the world from the dolphins. We never saw him again. And so, that was the story of the Homo-Cetacean War of 1993. Or, as we few to never reside in the depths would call it, “The Struggle to Remain Twenty-Thousand Leagues Above the Seas”. In the same vein, we would grow to call Flipper’s sacrifice, “Mankind’s Last Stand,” and Ray’s, “A Whisper of Hope.” Perhaps those names are a tad on the nose, but we felt the need to honor our heroes. It is our hope that, with mankind seemingly forgetting the horrors of the war, that we will be able to move on from those days. We hope that such tragedy will never again occur. If it does, we hope we don’t live to see the day. And me? I’m nobody.

27:04 And this, my friends, is how Undertale started.

17:15 I WANTED IT

33:00 I guess you could say the chills voice... gave me chills