Party banter [Romances] | Baldur's Gate 3

Minthara: "So there's this thing called 'bondage' you can try with your partner." Lae'zel: "...I'm listening." Drow and Githyanki girl talk, people. It's amazing.

Lae'zel: "Honeymuffin? Sweetiepie? Astarion, do you see all your lovers as food?"

everyone being protective of tav with ascended astarion breaks my heart

“Loving another is not soft, wizard. It is one of the hardest things a person can do.” - Minthara underrated

there's not a lot of unascended Astarion banter in here but "Are you a better man now that you are loved, Astarion? Did they mend your ways?" "I rather think they did." has me all kinds of mushy 🥺

Halsin basically: "I could join you"

Romanced Gale getting absolutely roasted out there. It's so funny.

It never fails to amuse me how thirsty Halsin is. It’s so different from the rest of his serious demeanor which makes it all the more hilarious.

24:28 Minthara: You confound me, Wyll. You have all the illustrious iniquities of a warlock, and you choose to impress your partner with dancing. Wyll: Well I'm hardly going to say “Oh, come here, have a hug in the Arms of Hadar!” I am deceased. 🤣

16:34 THE WAY ASTARION JUST SNORTS IN RESPONSE 💀

I love that Astarion and Minthara hurl roughly the same insult at each other at different points in the video. Very “haha look at this dumbass in love. what kind of idiot catches feelings lmao”

Wyll and Karlach are so wholesome

Lae'zel: you've quite the appetite, Halsin. I'd wager you've bedded more of your foes.than you've felled. Halsin: Hmm. A challenging sum...... The chimera has three heads. But does it still count as one? Lae'zel: Must have been a challenging kill. Halsin: Kill..... Yes....

I love how Shadowheart starts stuttering and stumbling over her words whenever someone talks to her about her partner.

I will never get over Minthara pronouncing Wizard like it's a slur 11:33

For all my Gale lovers out there: 0:20 - Gale and Karlach about Tav 3:07 - Astarion makes fun of Gale for pining over Tav 3:23 - Wyll makes fun of Gale for pining over Tav (poor Gale) 4:13 - Gale and Wyll about romances in camp 5:27 - Gale teases Astarion 5:55 - Gale and Karlach being best friends forever 7:12 - Gale learns about the githyanki mating traditions from Lae'zel 7:54 - Minthara calls Gale's lover "ghastly" :'( 8:43 - Gale learns about the githyanki mating traditions from Lae'zel x2 10:28 - Gale and Lae'zel on "nocturnal postulations" 11:07 - Gale hitting on Astarion lol 11:26 - Gale makes fun of Minthara for catching feelings for Tav 16:25 - Astarion makes fun of Tav for hooking up with Gale 17:31 - Gale asks Astarion about his relationship with Tav 19:17 - Gale asks Halsin for advice on romance - this is comedic gold 22:23 - Gale asks Lae'zel if he looks good 23:15 - Gale and Halsin on shapeshifting during sex 24:43 - Gale and Lae'zel share sex practises 26:35 - Gale and Karlach being best friends forever x2 27:43 - Gale gazes upon Lae'zel's midriff lol 28:43 - Gale and Karlach being best friends forever x3 - this made me laugh wayyy too much 30:34 - Gale and Karlach being best friends forever x4 33:10 - Gale makes fun of Shadowheart for pining over Tav 33:58 - Gale wants to participate in hedonistic debauchery with Astarion 35:43 - Gale wants to know what the word "wizard" means in slang Baldurian 36:20 - Gale simps for Mystra... Again. Astarion makes fun of him for that 37:19 - Astarion hits on Gale lol 39:03 - Gale simps for Mystra... AGAIN!!! Shadowheart doesn't make fun of him for that, sadly. 40:33 - Gale sort of (?) sympathises with Astarion

As much as I like Astarion, I also like how the other characters (except Minthara lol) scold him and/or threaten him if he went through the ritual. Really shows how they care about Tav and how worried they are.

cant get over 20:58 😂 halsin being like "NO i will NOT apologize for doing the deed shifted as a bear and traumatizing a squirrel if anything that squirrel should be THANKFUL for having bared witness to such an event 😤" serisouly halsin is something else lol

17:11 i've never recruited Minthara in my playthroughs but the way she absolutely demolishes Astarion in this interaction made me spit my drinj

Astarion and Minthara is one burn after another i love it