Ranking every Kirby ability by how useful it is IRL
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Published 2024-02-06
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If you could choose any Kirby copy ability to have in real life, which would you choose? Let's rank all 68 abilities to see what's the most useful IRL.
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All Comments (21)
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Which ability would you choose?
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Ghost might require the ultimate sacrifice but it would be worth it to take control of the president and hit the griddy on tv
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Infinite birds equals infinite food, just sayin
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You are deeply underselling how useful the leaf ability would be. 1) Livestock feed 2) Mulch and composting 3) Biofuel 4) Annoying your neighbour 5) Having amazing entrances 6) The ability to stop trains in the UK 7) A job for life in media production of Autumnal Scenes
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I do want to note that the mike ability is just a normal mike, it's Kirby's 'singing' that's so unbearable that everyone explodes.
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I find it really funny how poison is immediately rejected because it only kills people but then higher tiers still have things usefull mainly for murder or other crimes
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Honestly thought hammer, yoyo, circus and magic were done dirty. Rarely have i thought in my own life "oh i could really use a sword right now" or "sure wish i could turn into a stone so I could negate this fall". In contast, being able to provide entertainment (or a hammer) to myself and others is useful at least weekly.
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sand is infinity money because is used in bulding industry
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I think you've forgotten the biggest weakness of becoming a UFO: you can no longer travel up and down ladders. Sure, you think that's minor, but wait until you're somewhere where the only way down is by a ladder, and you then realize what a fool you have been for trading your ladder-traversal abilities for a UFO... Edit: In case you ever wanted to see someone say they've never played a 2d Kirby game without explicitly saying it, feel free to check out the replies.
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Depending on the iteration of the ability, Doctor is capable of producing some combination of healing elixirs, sleeping gas, elemental bombs, and an infinite supply of large, dense pills, and can even resurrect the dead. That's S-tier if I've ever seen it, even if you're scared of Kirby's lack of qualifications.
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I was unaware Kirby had so much uhh "self defense"
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Sand might sound useless, but think about all the glass and concrete in a city. Glass and concrete are both made with sand, and there's only so much sand in the world. But if you could generate more sand out of thin air? That would be huge for the construction industry, and you'd be financially set for life.
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Glass is made out of sand so you'd make a KILLING as a custom glass maker with infinite sand supplies
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well, the ability to fly and destroy things for self defense sounds good, but, being able to sleep well wherever you want? that's a big deal XD
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6:57 Never underestimate the power of POCKET SAND
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Being tiny would mean you're extra portable. You could fit in a pocket and go on an adventure with a friend. And think if the saved costs on airplane tickets! But personally I'd love to have cleaning powers, I struggle at times.
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Mini would honestly be extremely useful for conserving food and grabbing objects from hard to reach places. You could make your house into a mansion just by changing your size.
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A lot of medicines are just poisons being used differently which means that poison could be quite useful in the medical field.
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If you count final weapons as copy abilities, the secret #0 would be the Star Rod, which I think can quite literally turn dreams into reality
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"Breaking and entering, legally of course" Something seems off here.
