update on andrew tate

Seeing Tate not being able to get a single sentence out on big brother is so fucking funny

There's this slang here in Japan called "G" and I find it so funny bc it literally just means "cockroach" so it feels so weird seeing people call him a "top cockroach"

Andrew Tate being against reading makes so much sense to me, like no wonder he's an uneducated misogynist, he's still living in the 1500s

How to offend a Tate fanboy easily in two steps: 1. Disagree with Tate 2. Enjoy

I laughed my ass off as soon as he said he’s too advanced to read.

He DIDN'T have a woman held captive in his house, he had TWO women held captive in his house

As a member of his target demographic (straight, male, teenager, never been on a date) I’m honestly terrified of what this means for my generation. Most of us are still trying to figure out who we are, and it can be tempting to listen to someone like Tate who seemingly answers that question. To any other young men out there, I encourage you: do not let Andrew Tate tell you how to live your life, only you should decide that. If you need guidance, ask your parents, or a teacher, or a friend. Don’t listen to a washed up kickboxer who thinks he’s the shit because he owns a Bugatti. Be your own man, not some fuckboy’s ass kisser.

“Bitches love to lie” -Andrew Tate lying through his teeth

so he willingly admits he moved to Romania so he could get away with this crime easier, but then claims there were no victims in his house and he wasn't arrested, like we're gonna buy that

If Tate was a fictional caricature of toxic masculinity, people would complain about how over-the-top and cartoonish he was.

Not to mention, Batman reads. Bruce literally has a library in his manor.

"There is no female who would stand a chance against my power" ...laughs in Greta Thunberg lmao

I imagine tate crying because he’s trying to read a kids book

one quality I wish andrew tate shared with Batman is that Batman doesn’t exist

The second saddest thing about this whole thing (number 1 is just Tate himself, like all of his everything) is Danny slowly realizing that not only does this clown exist, but that there are hundreds of people who support him no matter what he does. It’s honestly heartbreaking.

Andrew Tate literally said 'if a fat man was choking I would not preform CPR' and then proceeds to say that nothing is stopping him from becoming batman

This is danny's second channel where he gets a little bit goofier, a little bit wackier, and he drinks [REDACTED]

As a romanian i agree that police does not pursue sexual assault allegations, so basically Andrew can do what he wants is romania and that's sad

It's so sad that Tate literally admitted that he went to Romania because he wouldn't be as easily prosecuted for sex trafficking, yet people still defend him saying he would never do it.

I love the little detail where you didn't capitalize the A in andrew or the T in tate implying that he doesn't even deserve to be a proper noun