Companions will try to protect Tav from Astarion in Baldur's Gate 3

They’re not even standing to get ready for a fight, they’re just standing like they’re dissapointed at Tav for getting ambushed 😭

Love how Wyll immediately knows Astarion's a vampire because he's a monster hunter. Also Gale just being the classic d&d epitome of a "I don't care, I will cast fireball" wizard

"companions trying to protect you" The companions in question: 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏾‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️

Garlic, Kale, ArtichokeHeart, Le'ttuce, and Wild rice of the frontiers sure have it out for Asparagus.

“I'll eat your heart, fire girl” Karlach: “I would LOVE to see you try”

Gale: I will fireball our way out of this Everyone: WAIT

The glasses on Astarion make him look like an old man tending to his library 😂 I absolutely love it

I like how Gale sounds like an automated defense bot: "Attention citzen, unhand Tav or you will be incinerated"

His comeback to Karlach was so weeeeeaaak LMAO "Fire Girl" 💀💀💀

So Karlach, Gale, and Shadowheart are the most protective of Tav, even only 5 minutes after meeting them. Good to know (:

I love how they're just standing back all chill like "Ah shit, Tavs gonna kill this guy"

I had the gale one before and honestly made me realize how much of a homie this man is.

Hahaha the giggle at the beginning tho 😂

Astarion making the worst menaces to Karlach

"And I'll eat your heart, fire girl " [Karlach smugly looks into the camera like Parks and Rec]

That Wyll hair mod is amazing, he looks so good 👀

Tav: Hey, Astarion. Remember that time you tried to kill me. Astarion: Oh...you still are sore about that? After all we have accomplished together? T: No. No. If I was in your place and needed answers I would have done the same but...why the damsel in distress routine? A: To distract you of course. T: I got that. But why the damsel? If you thought I worked with the ilithids, I wouldn't have bothered to help you. At all. A simple ambush would have been sufficient and more to your advantage. And to any innocent it also makes an impression thay you are just a roadside thug, taking advantage of a stranger's kindness. A: Oh...tomatoes tomatoes. Everything worked out didn't it? T: Not on the first three play though. A: What? T: Hmm?

Gale: "But if you use that knife, I will incinerate you." Astarion: "And your friend with me? Hardly." Gale, specced as an evocation wizard with sculpt spells: "Try me."

Astarion's goofy laugh before he ambushes Tav 😂

Gran's attacking people again