Don't Make Pizza the way I did
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Published 2022-09-21
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All Comments (21)
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Would anyone like a slice of my pizza
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i need everyone who wasn't on stream to know that every time Dan moved the camera chat started screaming about being kidnapped and wanting to be let go. every. single. time
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This video makes me feel like he has me strapped to a chair across the counter and is forcing me to watch him make horrible pizza.
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I don't know what's worse. Dan cooking badly on purpose or Dan cooking badly on purpose and accidentally.
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I love his ability to misinterpret even the simplest instructions in the weirdest way, he hears that knead means massage and lightly pats the dough like hes never given or received a massage before.
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My family owned a Pizzeria trattoria for 35 years and I can safely say that the Associazione Verace Pizza napoletana (official pizza guild) has DEFINITELY ordered a hit on him
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"It's extra virgin" Dan didn't even use lightly fucked olive oil, he really let us all down
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My favorite part of RT's content is that chat collectively is like, a whole-ass character. Like a hivemind that collectively equates to a single gremlin with no object permanence and zero patience.
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Expectations: Dan makes a Basic Pizza Reality: Dad makes a personal declaration of war against the entire mediterranean
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RT, your response to the mozzarella makes me think that you haven't survived 27 years, and instead have been raised from the death repeatedly
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As a dead broke recent college graduate, I 100% respect learning an entirely unique conversion system instead of buying a new set of measuring cups
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why does Dan have so many spices when he clearly has never made anything complex enough that required spice
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I’m starting to think that Dan made a deal with the devil where he traded all of his other skills in order to become the Drift King
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As a person taking a professional bakery course this hurt me in ways that I can't even describe and didn't even think was possible.
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ive literally never seen anyone who doesnt know what kneading is...godspeed RT
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RT: "I have survived on this planet for 27 years" Also RT: "what is kneading" slaps dough ALSO RT: opens mozzarella cheese with reckless abandon
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Things that Dan apparently doesn't know: The concept of kneading dough How explosive flour is The metric system How to convert teaspoons into tablespoons (it's 3, not 2 1/2) The fact that he's lived 27 years is a miracle
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sometimes i feel like i’m bad at cooking or baking and then i watch something like this and i feel like i’m either extremely talented or i’m just watching madness
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The immediate cut from "It's slimy I wonder why" to the mozzarella spilling all over the floor, and the pineapple being very unripe. ART
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Dan's reaction to Chat choosing salt and pepper out of his entire spice rack is like the D&D community's reaction when someone decides to play a Human Fighter
