Planets Don't Exist
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Published 2022-10-07
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As always, I am sad that it is over and somehow once again, I am ending with more video ideas than I entered with!!
I just wanted to bring you some peace with respect to your feelings about Pluto. You don't have to worry about whether Pluto is a planet because planets do not exist.
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All Comments (21)
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pizzamas.com/ everything there disappears on Sunday! -John
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Hank: Planets don’t exist Also Hank: a stick is a hat if I put it on my head.
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John's realization of "Wait, I'm not 3 dimensional to them!" is one of the funniest things I've heard all week
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I like that we’ve evolved from “oh no, Pluto isn’t considered a planet anymore” to “screw it, nothing’s a planet anymore.”
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I ABSOLUTELY NEED A SHIRT WITH "Almost everything we think of as dichotomous is in fact spectral" ON IT.
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To watch John go from terrified to stand on a table to casually looking over the edge of a tree house while leaning on a rickety rail is some serious growth. Proud of you.
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The fact that the quotes “Language is inherently less rich than reality” and “If it rides, I lives” both come from the same person is a wonderful thing.
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I love how every time there's a reunion video John is like "yesterday Hank told me a terrifying science thing" like that just happens all the time
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"The thing about Hank is you have to let him finish even if you've seen the TikTok" That hit home for me
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"Everything we think of as dichotomous is in fact spectral." - John I love that.
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I can’t believe how calm John is about his brother getting raptured right next to him
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So I think the 5th one is Tellurium - named after Earth (Terra). But if you're including Plutonium, then you should probably also count Palladium and Cerium named after the dwarf planets Pallas and Ceres. There are also Selenium and Helium for the moon and sun.
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Came for the planets, stayed for the friendship.
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I've seen them all, and this... THIS is the greatest of all vlogbrothers videos. It has it all: Hope, despair, mortality, laughter, nihilism, capitalism, educational ramblings, silly nonsense, beautiful b-roll, metaphorically resonant sunlight, and a staggering realization that reality (Hank) and language (John) are too far apart to coexist, but eternally inseparable. I don't think it gets more perfect than this.
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The fact that Hank only wanted to talk about planets so he could call the video educational and make it long, because he wanted to chat with John is so sweet.
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I enjoyed watching John and Hank make a bigger deal of the sunlight problem than it really was.
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One of the funniest reunions in a while. “We did it… Joe” DESTROYED me lmao
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Hank: "We don't know what light is...OR EVEN REALITY" John: starts having immediate existential crisis Hank: "But we're not gonna talk about that."
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tellurium: named after earth :)
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"Hank's getting raptured." 🤣 I really love these two. So existential, so down to earth, so funny, so spectral.
