Twilight Saga: ECLIPSE is the WORST - Team Jacob is cancelled

Even if this one's the worst... I still love it😎

"How was ANYONE Team Jacob" Because I was 12 and Taylor Lautner had abs and wasn't pale... that's it.

"I saw this thing about abusive teenage relationships, and I thought I'd like to try that out with you!" - Jacob in Eclipse.

I read somewhere that Rosalie intentionally created this "bland" persona and would always think about superficial things around him so Edward doesn't actually read her mind and leaves her alone and I love this idea.

My father, who read the books when they came out, when he was in his 30s, because his little sister, my aunt who was around 16 at the time said she read them and thought they where bad has always said that he’s “Team everyone gets therapy”

stephenie meyer really went ahead and wrote bella's mom as horrible mother just bc she got a divorce, but thought that jacob imprinting on a baby was completely fine, yikes

No, please, keep talking about Alice she's the best part.

Clarification: There IS no Team Jacob, there is only " Team Before Jacob was written to suck~" Because the writer realized he was getting too popularXD

Jacob and Edward arguing Bella: can you just be Jacob, and you just be Edward, and I'm Bella? Jacob: but I AM a werewolf, and he IS a vampire. Bella: And I'M a Virgo! The best line in Eclipse

The Cullens: We had a birthday party for one person and it almost ended with that person getting killed! Also the Cullens: Let's have a graduation party for a very large crowd of teenagers, it'll probably be fine

One of the most baffling bits of the Twilight series is that basically every vampire, every single one, has a much more interesting potential story than Bella and Edward.

“I’ll break your jaw if you ever touch her against her will again.” Edward said, calmly.

i loved that edward emphasizes “against her will”. Hes not concerned about her cheating on him he just wants jacob to respect her wishes even if that means him getting cheated on. This is the same guy who broke into her room to watch her sleep in the first book. Do you know what that is? GROWTH.😂😂 we stan a consent king 👑

"You're 18, sweety! Life goes on and ALICE IS RIGHT THERE!" Amanda, we need your Bella x Alice fanfiction, NOW!!!

"If you ever kiss her against her will again..." I'm Team Alice, but if we must go the hetero route, then Edward is far superior to Jacob...for doing literally the bare fucking minimum.

It also sucks that Charlie asks if Jacob wants to charge Bella for assault but not the other way around.

I honestly wished Leah was the main character instead of Bella after reading this. Her backstory is far more interesting than Bella's (then again, every other character in this story has a more interesting story than our main leads). She was dating Sam, who then disappeared on her, transforms into a wolf, imprints on her cousin, then Leah herself transforms into the only she-wolf which leads her to not only having to share a hivemind with her ex who's probably constantly sharing images of his time with her cousin but to also wonder if she's perhaps broken in some way because she fears that she'll be unable to have children because she's a wolf (with the blokes essentially calling her a genetic dead-end) and none of her pack is sympathetic to her in any way, she can't talk to anyone else about it outside the pack, and I can't recall if it actually happened in the book but I think it's heavily implied that the shock of her transforming in front of him after an argument caused her dad Harry to have a heart attack and die....like, yikes! And she gets so heavily sidelined like every other interesting character. I kinda wished she was able to overthrow Sam and become alpha of the pack instead of having to join Jacobs mini-pack that he forms in the next book, which she only joins because it gives her a chance to escape Sam and the hivemind they share!

Let's just talk about alice more. Can we just do that?

"Jasper can be gay too" gives me life, I've been wanting him to be since like the first book.

teenage me seeing Jacob kiss Bella without her consent for the first time: finds it romantic adult me watching a video that reminds me that scene existed: oh no...i supported this???