Watching HOSTEL Because I Hate Myself

Regardless of the real story, my personal headcanon is that Eli Roth was inspired by Eurotrip

The use of twilight characters as censor bars is killing me

"It's a good thing I love my mom, coz I clearly hate myself" MOOD

So my husband and I visited Bratislava and took a walking tour one day. The tour guide was this sweet college girl who actually thanked all of us for visiting because apparently between this movie and Eurotrip (which also painted Bratislava in a bad light) tourism had really suffered and dropped! The people were so friendly, the food was good and it was really cheap. Plus downtown was beautiful!!! We had a blast there and still feel bad for the locals because of these movies

My boyfriend, listening while he plays Skyrim: She sounds like she needs a hug.

I repeat: Amanda has watched the Human Centipede, watched Hostel, read the After novels and watched the movies, read the 365 Days novel, the Fifty Shades trilogy including the Grey POV one... She deserves an award for this pain XD

The only censor I will accept from now on is Edward

“Just act like you belong, just auf weidersehen your way out” Amanda understands the assignment

I was working my first job at the movie theater when this came out, it’s the only movie I remember that management absolutely did not let anyone under 18 in even if a parent was with them and we had to stand guard to make sure no kids snuck in.

Fun story: I matched with a lawyer on some dating site and he took me to see this movie. He got way into it and wanted me to come back to his house (first date) I said no, he took it okay at the time, but then blew up my phone the next day, and my MySpace page, and later my LiveJournal. Anyway, he got picked up for human trafficking about a year later.

Thank you Edward Cullen for your ever-watchful protection

"Is Eli Roth okay?" Asking the real questions.

Amanda should really make more reaction videos like this, it doesn't even have to be gross-out torture-porn movies. Her reactions are hilarious and her commentary is on point.

I'm from Slovakia and I work in hotel industry. I remember influx of tourists thinking hostel was based on reality. It couldn't be further from that...

i remember when my cousin went on a gap year in new zealand and spent most of her nights in hostels. my older sister was scandalized because she’d seen these movies, and i was scandalized because i was 11 and i had confused the words “hostel” and “brothel”. we both acted very shocked and asked her why she would do something like that. then my cousin continued to describe her experience and i said, “oh! hostel? i thought you said you were in a brothel.” then my other cousin said, “brothel? like, where they give soup to homeless people?”

It took me a second viewing to realize how much of a gut-punch Katya's death is. It feels intentional: his big backstory drop is 'Yeah I always regretted seeing that girl drown', we watch him bust his bleeding butt trying to make good, and just when it looks like his arc is resolved by him saving himself and Katya...she jumps in front of a train. Ow, Eli. Ow.

I saw this opening night in the theater. I have NEVER seen an audience go that insane as far as cheering, screaming "Yes!", "Oh yeah!", etc. as I did in the last half hour of this movie. From the chainsaw scene on, it was just a rush.

"I swear this is a thing where rich people pay for horrible things to be done to people" Yeah unfortunately it is. It's called human trafficking.

we're all sadists for wanting Amanda to watch this abomination and honestly, she's a lowkey masochist for putting up with us 😭 love ya girl

Honestly him taking the kid feels like a more satisfying ending. Villain gets emotional torture because physical pain doesn’t faze him as much.