Boomhauer Teaches Bobby How To Pick Up Women
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Published 2013-09-08
All Comments (21)
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Boomhauers like a respectful quagmire
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"Everyone knows Babe Ruth led the league in homeruns... but nobody cares that he also led the league in strikeouts." Perfect analogy.
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Boomhauers confidence is amazing. He got shot down 23 times and he’s still going with about as much drive as he did in the beginning
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I love the differences between Bill and Boomhauer. One is constantly haunted by the possible rejection by women that he acts pitiful and stuck in the past, and the other isn’t insecure so he doesn’t stay hung up over rejection or humiliation, just living in the moment. I like how they didn’t just make Boomhauer a chick magnet, he’s realistic y’know?
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The Virgin Bobby vs The Chad Boomhauer
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Love how he keeps a bible in his muscle car lmao
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This is why I miss King of the Hill--the writing is so realistic. Boomhauer's real secret was having such high self-esteem that he didn't care to be rejected 23 times by women before winning that one phone number. Notice how he was smiling throughout. This was a game to him, no more, no less, and he treated it as such. That is the type of confidence you need to teach kids, to dust oneself off and try, try, try again.
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Another good thing in addition to what everyone else has said is: he takes No for an answer. He doesn't badger the same woman repeatedly, he gets shot down and he immediately moves on to the next one.
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he's like a realistic quagmire
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"You know what, Mr. Boomhauer? I'm pretty sure this is not the way I'm going to find real love." " LOL whatchatalkingboutdangolhaha, love???"
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Even though Bobby was trying to find true love, as opposed to just casual dates and flings like Boomhauer does often, he is still teaching Bobby something valuable. Persistence is key and you're going to get rejected quite a few times before you finally find someone.
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The writing in this show is damn near perfect. The characters are believable, their dramas are realistic, they're relatable amongst themselves and their audience, and their lessons are true.
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I love how Bobby translates Boomhauer's oath. "Cross my dang ol' heart and talkin' 'bout, tell you what, man" "Do solemnly swear!"
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“Maybe I don’t show you somethin in ol size BOOM!” Lmao
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I knew a guy in the Army who was always hooking up, and it turned out this was EXACTLY his secret. He said it usually it wasn't even this bad - more like he'd get at least 1 yes for every 10 rejections. All he had to do was just develop the thick-skin to blow off every rejection and then he was in business. Of course it didn't hurt that he was a fairly handsome guy, like a young Burt Reynolds.
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This is what I love about Boomhauer. Unlike Barney Stinson, Charlie Harper, or Glenn Quagmire, Boomhauer doesn’t lie to or manipulate women. He is completely upfront and honest about what he wants. He doesn’t pretend to want a deep intimate relationship built on trust and mutual respect. He just wants casual sex. That’s it. And he owns it. He even admits at the end that yes… this ISN’T how you find true love. It’s how you get something casual. And that’s all Boomhauer wants. Perfectly respectable.
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Woman: ow, it doesnt fit! Boomhauer: well maybe I dun show you smthin size Boom.
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"You just got blown off 3 times..." Boomhower: "So?" KING!
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This is funny. He approaches so many ladies to the point where it is literally mathematics impossible for him to lose. 😂
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Boomhauer straight up teaching Bobby valuable life lessons in rejection. I've seen too many guys completely destroyed just because the girl they liked, didn't like them back. There's plenty of fish in the sea and one of them is for you. Just because the wrong ones said No, shouldn't stop you from finding the right one who says yes.
