I bought the weirdest minecraft merch I could find

5:02 i love how out of all those ducks not one of them is based on the most compatible mob the chicken

I wonder what sort of mania your bank thinks you're going through looking at your transactions

3:35 I used to have a 3D version of these blocks when I was a kid, you could buy sets at walmart, they weren't like specific building sets or anything, just 10 of each common blocks so you could build a house or whatever. They were about 4 inches cubed and the box came with around 100 blocks so you could build a kid-sized house out of them. They were super good quality and the print on them was very good, I miss those EDIT: found them, they're called "PaperCraft Blocks," apparently a single block sells for $10-$20 now, guess I should've held onto the 500 I had lmao

2:48 hold on I’m still chewing Karl 😂

ok jokes aside though those paint figures would be really fun, the pixels are molded in so it's easier to paint the textures, would be fun as long as you probably threw away the godawful paint they give you and mixed some paint of your own with a better consistency, but if you're not an art guy its fun to just throw paint on and see what happens.

I didn't know how much I needed "Minecraft capybara" until now

The most cursed thing about the Minecraft Bath Ducks is that the 'bath ducks of pop culture characters' is actually a whole thing. There's ones of the main cast of Sonic the Hedgehog. Some content creators even got sponsored by the company that makes them, with their own duck-ified merch.

4:19 I’ve got a piece of bread 🍞

Is it worth it to buy all of this? No. But I would do it, too.

My man’s reactions were the selling point of the whole video. Especially at the end where he said “Why do I do this to myself?” That touched my heart.

I literally read every single one of those Minecraft zombie books as a kid. Just seeing those covers brought back so many memories

11:05 enderman. skeleton. all my favorite mobs. lol. this scene made me laugh.

I don't know why but the cut of you having Minecraft tattoos all over your arms along with the line delivery absolutely took me out. It's rare that I actually burst into laughter at a video.

The worst part, is that the bath ducks didn't even have a chicken or parrot.

4:52 mojang takes bath ducks, turns them into Minecraft mobs, and NOBODY THOUGHT ABOUT CHICKENS?

1:41 "push the balls"

1:46 Why did I laugh at the "BANG"

4:28 “It’s a crookie.” XD

Seeing that old creeper with the diamond ore just sent me back so far holy shit

9:21 a very bloody dog