S A V E H O G

I had a dream last night. Jeff was there. I stared into the eyes of the monster who'd destroyed Roadhog. I held back the urge to tackle and beat him and, with tears in my eyes, I begged the question. "Why? Why did you do this to him?" Jeff stood there, motionless. Expressionless. Just as I thought I started to see mist in his eyes through his glasses, he spoke. "We didn't do this to him. You did." Enraged, I raised my fist to punish the bastard who took Roadhog from us, but just as I was about to strike, I saw that he had raised his fist as well, exactly the way I raised mine. I held my arm still, and so did he. I realized that I was staring into a mirror. Trembling at the realization, I lowered my fist. The mirror began to distort, and became an endless sea of forum posts. "Nerf roadhog," "Roadhog is op," "Hog needs a nerf" and hundreds of other sickening phrases. The mirror disappeared as I fell to my knees, sobbing into my hands, and everything around me became dark, except for a single spotlight shining directly above me. Ever since that dream, life isn't the same. Food has no taste, music is nothing but noise, even Overwatch seems nothing but boring. I live on the 9th floor of my apartment, and I can't take it anymore. Goodbye Roadhog, my friend.

That Hanzo clip was disgusting.

I cried.

The apocalypse of the one man apocalypse

Press F to pay respects.

blizzard "doesn't believe in one-shots" creates doomfist ???

Oh mako, my sweet 7'3, 550 pound hunk of a man rest in peace i love you.

I admit. I cried.

Oh that shot with the gas can falling was beautiful

I came here to laugh.. But you made me cry.. You made me feel

August Patch notes: -Roadhog has lost 350 pounds after working out, and to congratulate him we have granted him a sprint button -Roadhog now fires 5 times faster, with 20 clip, but 90% less damage and has an alternate fire button that fires rockets -Roadhog's "take a breather" has been replaced with a more team friendly healing field that you can place on the ground -We have changed Roadhog's health to 200 to compensate for these changes -All of Roadhog's voice lines have been replaced with "we're all soldiers now"

Since when do shitposts make me cry?

Excellent editing. I love it when the camera is way down off the cliff, and the gas canister falls through it.

As a Junkrat main I just want Blizzard to know that.... I miss me mate... Blowing up Hanzo's just isn't the same without him wipes away tear

He ain't getting a summer games skin either 😭😭

Mercy main here. YOU BRING BACK MY GOD DAMN PIGGY SHIELD!!

Patch notes: Removed Roadhog New Map: Graveyard From this point on, for every character we add, we will be removing another. Wait for a character to be nerfed to shit, and you'll know who is next. When the character is removed from the game, their gravestone will be added to the map.

cries in Australian I legitimately think that Jeff is gonna watch this and think to himself what have I done, I killed what I created and now see what happened.

4 years later… Roadhog has never been the same since….

Even I, A Reaper main, pay my respects