CORRECTIONS Episode 108: Week of Monday, July 15

"The Thorn Birds" killed me

"There he is. There's your Slenderman." 😂😂😂

I'm tracking your villain arch. First LEGOs bricks, then the Knitters, then Mac Tonight, and now the Birders,....and TRAIN PEOPLE. You got me with the delay.

Thursday night is rapidly becoming the most important day of the week.

I laughed way harder at Reservoir Dogs than that joke probably deserved

9:06 Trainspotters: because even bird watchers need someone to make fun of.

how did he miss "Pork Fiction"

Bird Bane did it! Corrections is Emmy nominated once again!

Best Corrections since the cliffhanger! Samberg for the third consecutive episode, Tarantino Meat Parade and the Thornbirds callback was the cherry on top. Well-deserved Emmy nod, Seth.

You know only the most insane stuff will happen during the next three weeks when Seth is on break.

Woo hoo! Congratulations on the Emmy nomination. I love Corrections!

Thorn Birds are back!!! I miss that so much from the attic episodes. Yours truly, Librarian Jackal 😊

I'm glad that I was one of the people that said something about the Relay Baton. Today, I became a true Jackal with him correcting the Relay Baton joke by explaining that Rudy Giuliani wouldn't know that Relay Batons were hollow as he pours scotch through one on camera 😂 They also used the correction in the thumbnail. Jackals Unite! We gotta keep Seth on his toes, or he won't ever get the Emmy he's shooting for.

I love Corrections coming out about 4:30pm Fridays in New Zealand. It's like a reward for getting through the working week.

Previously on Celebrity Baby Teeth 🤩👶🦷 . . . Page 1 Welcome back to Late Night. You know we like to do a lot of different types of comedy on this show. Often we do segments that we want you to think about. Sometimes we do segments you don’t have to think about. But then, every once in a while, we’ll do a segment that you probably shouldn’t think about. Our next segment is one you should almost certainly not think about too much. Please put your hands together for Celebrity Baby Teeth. Oh. Look who’s still here. Interesting. The fact that you’ve decided to stick around Page 2 for a segment titled ‘Celebrity Baby Teeth,’ might tell you something about yourself. Well, let’s proceed. First up. Let’s take a look at this lovely set of baby teeth that belonged to none other than actor Jude Law. Wow. Just look at these perfect baby teeth. They were once inside Jude Law’s mouth. Now, you’re undoubtedly wondering, ‘Why are we looking at Jude Law’s baby teeth? What reaction am I supposed to be having to seeing celebrity baby teeth?’ How Page 3 did Seth get Jude Law’s teeth anyway? These are things that, in all honesty, you probably shouldn’t think about. Instead, just look at more celebrity baby teeth. You’ve seen her in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ Now, take a look at Dakota Johnson’s 50 baby teeth. 50 baby teeth, you ask, isn’t that way too many baby teeth? Those are questions you don’t want to ask. You’re likely also wondering if Dakota Johnson knows her baby teeth are currently being Page 4 displayed on television — And you’re wondering if perhaps it’s not the normal, upstanding person I’ve presented myself as for decades in the public eye, but rather an avid collector of celebrity baby teeth. Again, it’s probably best not to dwell on these questions, as they’ll likely only make you feel uncomfortable and a little upset. Instead, why not enjoy looking at Samuel L. Jackson’s baby teeth? Oh, look. This one came with a little Kangol on it. Page 5 Just kidding. It didn’t come like that. We added it to the tooth. Cute, right? At this point, you might be wondering why you, the viewer, are still watching Celebrity Baby Teeth. Or perhaps you’re asking yourself just how deep this twisted rabbit hole goes. Don’t try to answer those questions. Instead, answer this one. Can you guess whose baby teeth these are? If you, for some reason, guessed British power couple David and Victoria Beckham, then you are correct. Page 6 And look, I made these into little bracelets I sometimes tie on my wrist and wear around the house. Now before you ask, ‘Seth are you sure everything is okay with you? Are you sure you don’t need some help?’ Just shh! Shh! Shh. Shh. Alright, let’s move on to . . . Oh, no, this is not good. This is not good at all. It appears as though we’re all out of celebrity baby teeth. Guess I’ll have to go to the vault. ‘Oh, Jesus, the vault?’ you think to yourself. Well, like with most of what you’ve seen today, you probably shouldn’t Page 7 think too much about the vault. You shouldn’t think about the implications surrounding the fact that I have hoards of celebrity baby teeth locked in a safe. You shouldn’t think about the fact that a few of Kevin Costner’s adult teeth are actually mixed up in here, too. And you definitely shouldn’t think about how these are Michelle Yeoh’s tonsils . . .

The picture for today’s corrections was enough to make me laugh. So grateful for the laughs right now!

Oh, seth is going on break for 3 weeks? We're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

11:10 Speaking of Buck laughing, turns out there’s an ‘education center’ in Fort Collins named ‘Laughing Buck Farm.’ So good news, Buck! We’re not sending you upstate, after all. You’re going to Colorado to be . . . ‘re-educated.’ Which sounds ominous, but it’s Colorado, which means it’s just a training facility for part-time weed store budtenders.

OMG!!!! The full circle moment of bringing "The Thorn Birds" back to dovetail (or thornbirdtail?) with the þ discussion is literally perfect! Even if Celebrity Baby Teeth might have warranted taking away the Emmy nomination, you IMMEDIATELY earned it back with the "The þ Birds" gag!!! This show brings me such unparalleled joy in such genuinely difficult times! Genuinely, thank you for continuing to put in the extra time and effort to take us on this weird fever dream roller coaster - what an absolute treasure it is!!! Also, Corrections watchers know that it's especially true that it's a Pyrrhic victory that Sal will have to take Buck to the Mets game, because not only will Buck laugh at the pitch, his laugh will be the thing that's most clearly picked up by the mics, no matter how many other people are laughing or cheering!

Correction: Seth's impression of Shoe was off. Shoe had a normal voice in this one. Consistency, Seth, please.