Best of Soos for 8 Minutes Straight

“Remember the plan, protect the machine, earn Stan’s trust, legally get adopted by Stan, change name to Stan Jr” nice Soos

“doesn’t have any gunswords. i watch a lot of anime and ha trust me you’re gonna want some gunswords”

2:56 "Have you seen any perfect boys around here?" Soos being soos: only when I look in the mirror +100 self-confidence Good job, soos

Your face is good. I'm a Soos.

Soos is a rare example of a "high Wisdom, low Intelligence" character

You left out the part where Soos suspected the mailman was a werewolf

“We’ll use soos as a human sacrifice” “I like it!”

"I'm OK!" "Go home, Soos" "You got it" Sometimes I wish I was like Soos

I'm so happy Soos got a gf. He needed one

“that dot does NOT disappoint” best line in series

Should've included Straight Blanchin, considering Soos thinks it's the catchiest song of the summer, and he would eat his own pants.

Soos is one of the best comedy characters of all time

The way everyone just turns their head toward Soos without saying anything when he says “I ate a man alive tonight” makes it 10x better

"Soos, soos, that is hilarious" Her best line...

There is an alternate reality where Soos’ dad is just extremely busy with work, not partying in New Orleans, and while he still doesn’t make it to Soos’ birthday party, he uses his 8 hours of free time to travel half way around the world to see his son and give him his birthday present right before Soos was going to bed. It was a green donkey plushie and it becomes one of Soos’ most treasured possessions. It meant more than words can describe to Soos that his father was able to wish him happy birthday in person for once.

"IM QUESTIONY THE QUESTION MARK!!!"

soos both has the mental capability of a burger, and also the genius of engineering as albert einstein with physics, and i love it

I ATE A MAN ALIVE TONIGHT???? edit: I only ate like a third of em... half of em... I ate em all dood..

Stan: Mabel makes Soos a pig costume Soos: I like it Stan: then we use Soos as a human sacrifice Soos: I like it I cant be the only one who found that funny

I wish I had a friend like Soos A cool, funny, good-hearted slightly older dude to hang out with and go on adventures