FAKE ASOIAF THEORIES
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Published 2022-04-01
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0:00 intro
2:24 Question 1
3:42 Question 2
6:53 Question 3
10:07 Question 4
12:38 Question 5
15:42 Question 6
19:57 Question 7
22:46 Question 8
26:33 Question 9
31:09 Question 10
34:13 Question 11
38:24 Question 12
42:18 results
All Comments (21)
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glidus
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Cersei gaslighting herself into thinking she didn’t kill Jon Arryn is a hilarious mental image
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The juxtaposition of one person saying absolutely not to a theory, only to immediately cut to another enthusiastically supporting it, is beautiful.
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this lunacy is what happens when a fandom goes a decade without new material
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"Is there any chance that they're all the same horse?" Yes. And that horse? Euron Greyjoy. And he wrote the pink letter.
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Can't believe that "Roose bolton is a skin changing vampire" is one of the 'obvious' correct theories
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'If anyone is gonna outwit themselves, it's Cersei Lannister' That is probably the most true sentence uttered in this April Fool's video
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Whoever that came up with Robert Strong being just a new guy has the most anti-theory mindset ever.
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"there's a line that says Tyrek Lannister was last seen ahorse" just fucking destroyed me. I think I hurt my ribs from this video. Absolutely amazing content
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Bloodraven is controlling Hot Pie so he can enjoy the experience of baking. It helps him relax.
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My favorite theory is that Lannisters secretly DO actually shit gold, so Tywin was proven to be a bastard on the privy and the true heir to Casterly Rock was always Kevan.
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Schwifty's comments about "More Eurons" and "Cersei outwitting herself" is god-tier comedy.
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Ever noticed how George makes very very sure we never see Maester Cressen and Septa Lemore in the same room?
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I love the fact that one participant is speaking very fondly of a theory and then it cuts to another “well that’s just aggressively untrue”.
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"No way Asshai was built by the squishers, I don't think anybody's that insane" -Rude Haunter "Asshai was built by the squishers is just legit" -Alt Schwift Eggs
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I love this community. Several thousand people in solitary confinement, driven insane by each other and a lack of new books
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The funniest thing to me about the theory community is the possibility that all of the identity theories are real and George is going to do a massive rug-pull in book 6 where he reveals that every character is just another character.
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ASX going "Who the fuck is Rennifer Longwaters?" speaks to me on a deep emotional level
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Tyrek Lannister was last seen a horse” made me fall out of my chair laughing holy shit
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Moment of subtle comedy in everyone being completely baffled by the horse question except Preston, who immediately clocked two as real
