The Dragon and the Wolf | Game of Thrones Pisstake (Season 7 Episode 7)

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Published 2020-07-07
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You Absolute Spoons (0:00)
EVERYONE IS HERE (1:30)
dargonpite (7:08)
Lannister Hugfest (17:26)
jOn LoVeS dAeNeRyS (21:12)
Winterfell Mensa Meeting (25:38)
dargonston (26:56)
pointless beach brawl (29:11)
RIP (30:17)
i suddenly hate kinslaying now wtf (35:45)
Robert's Rebellion was built on bote secks (37:24)
look how strong we both are 💪 (40:35)
not even whelming (40:55)
Can I Go Home Now (42:00

All Comments (21)
  • @Glidus
    Well, this is it. Hope it was worth it. The fun part is that this 44 minute video –which I'm very proud of – will earn me nothing because the robot doesn't understand fair use. I love making videos and I know a lot of people love that I make them. I would very much like to be able to spend more time on the channel. It is very difficult to keep at it, though, when at every juncture the platform itself is preventing me from supporting my life with these videos I pour myself into. To put it simply: I want this to be my job, but the robot in charge is too fucking stupid. Because of the copyright claim, this video won't be pushed to a lot the people who I know would enjoy it. To counteract this, I ask that if you did like this video, please press the button that says so. It really does do a lot. And subscribe too, cmon. Thank you for watching and subscribing and supporting in whatever way you do. I'm currently looking into different avenues of revenue because AdSense is too fickle. Update: the claim has been released and this video is now monetised. Hooray. I'm still mad about it.
  • @siljapeters2836
    The wight not being able to break out of a wooden box, is great foreshadowing for when the wights are able to break through solid stone walls a season later...
  • Jon and Dany's love story was that Hollywood trope where an attractive man talks to an attractive woman for a few minutes and then they decide they're in love.
  • @sirkarl0s593
    Boots was easily the best written character in this season.
  • it was the moment where theon realized that having balls was a state of mind
  • Me seeing Littlefinger getting killed: Look How They Massacred My Boy.
  • @SmokeyEdits
    "if the unsullied don't have balls then where is their pee stored" is the greatest line in any of these pisstakes
  • “The abusive relationship between Grey Worm and his helmet” 😂☠️☠️
  • @pastlife960
    How is the LITERAL DEAD BODY the most compelling and consistent character at the Dragonpit meeting?!?!
  • @bk7256
    Glidus: takes 3 weeks to make a video and expects everyone to be mad at him. Everyone: The Return Of the King!
  • @theletterm5425
    Littlefinger was actually very aware of Bran's powers and their potential to unmask him which is why he used his secret jetpack technology to create a time machine which sent him all the way back to season 1 where he hired some random guy to assassinate Bran in his sleep before he could become the all powerful Three-Eyed Raven. Unfortunately for Petyr Bran manages to survive the attempt on his life and as it turns out it was this incident which led him on the path to gain his powers in the first place. Littlefinger was greatest villain in the entire show, so much so that the only thing that could cause his downfall was in fact himself (and time travel). There, I saved the episode for you. You're welcome.
  • @PretzelsandNutz
    If Jon is so against lying, why does he lie to Euron about the wight’s swimming ability?
  • @jackbarnes7432
    >Discovers that Bran is literally omniscient >Tries to outwit him anyway >I'm a bit confused ...who writes this?
  • @MarcAlcatraz
    I forgot all about Robert's choice to hide dragons and Jon just finding an intact jaw bone on top of the dirt like some 11 year old's field trip to the dinosaur museum.
  • @bigfudge2031
    "he uses the nickname her abusive brother used to call her" They are Targaryen, of course, him reminding her of her brother would turn her on.
  • @Ghostsurge64
    A music degree would perfectly explain your insanity and ability to get so frustrated at something you love
  • @Sizifus
    Most of the folk say: GoT was great up until 8th season. I say, they haven't been paying attention.
  • @atreestump
    It's also really cool how Cersei has all those guards there, and Boots runs at her full sprint, none of those guards moves to protect her, and there's no scene with them being executed for not doing their job!