Food Theory: The WORST Crimes of Food Mascots... EXPOSED!
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Published 2024-05-07
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Theorist, who do you think is the WORST food mascot? We know that the Burger King likes to break the law, Finn the Goldfish is kind of shady, and Count Chocula has a shameful past.... but are there cereal, fast food, and other mascots who are worse? Today we analyze their crimes and see who should be locked up for their crimes!
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Credits:
Writers: Santi Massa, Brett Turley
Editors: Koen Verhagen, Pedro Freitas, Nick Cramer, Dom Sealion
Sound Designer: Yosi Berman
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Welcome to Food Court (0:00)
Fast Food Mascots (3:30)
Breakfast Cereal Mascots (7:55)
General Food Mascots (9:20)
Beverage Mascots (11:06)
Snack Food Mascots (13:28)
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All Comments (21)
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"So chetser ceetah is the one who is behind bars the longest" Jolly Green Giant with 4,850,000,005 years in jail: am i a joke to you
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Prisoner: "So, what are you in for?" Jolly Green Giant: "Oh, I destroyed all of human civilization to make cheese."
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The Jolly Green Giant should have the longest sentence if it wasn't for a couple of things. 1) We don't have a cell big enough for him. And 2) We are all dead seeing how he just changed the day night cycle instantly and removed the moon from orbit.
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I'm glad you called out the Cinnamon Toast Crunch squares, I was going to bring it up if you hadn't. Those cheerful little cannibals have weirded me out since I was a kid.
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The time that the M&M’s LITERALLY ATE ONE OF THE SPOKESCANDIES
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Yep 4,850,000,005 years is a reasonable sentence 😂
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You’re telling me Captain Crunch isn’t even a real Captain?
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9:36 It's shocking to consider the most evil out of these macots happens to be for vegetables of all things.
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The Noid irl: Hehe I steal The Noid in Family Guy: Hehe I ste- Gets killed
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Watching about food while eating food, is such a good combination!
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I feel like a round two would definitely have to include the Cocoa Puffs mascot, I remember him causing some serious damage
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"Chester Cheetah would be serving the most time in jail" Green Giant: am I a joke to you?
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You know its a good day when food theory comes out with a long form video
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All the new theorist hosts are doing great and obviously Matpat is a legend but in my personal opinion, Santi is as good as Matpat if not better. He's killing it, straight homicide
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Santi becoming more and more animated with every video and I'm here for it!
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What’s are you called if you step on lucky charms You’re a cereal killer :)
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This Food Theory Video seems expandable (please make this into a series)
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I’m so incredibly happy and proud with how Santi has been handling food theory. So excited when a new video is up!! Thank you!!! I needed a video to watch while I ate my lunch😊
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This is actually one of the most fun episodes of food theory in a while, not that matpat wasn’t as good anymore or anything, I just think Santi is really onto something here!!!
