I GOT A NEW TRUCK!! (AND A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!)
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Published 2023-05-24
SUBURBIA RULES, BRO!
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Script by Jason Slaughter & Nicole Conlan.
Apologies to Last Week Tonight for ripping off some of their Homeowners Association jokes:
• Homeowners Associations: Last Week To...
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All Comments (21)
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Wait don't you support small bikable cities and hate big trucks
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It's crazy how recording a normal day in the suburbs is literally the greatest argument against them
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Almost had me fooled, but you can tell this is a joke because at 12:28 he uses his turn signal to signal a lane change, which we all know real Dodge Ram drivers never do.
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Time traveller: moves a chair slightly The timeline:
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for viewers who have never experienced suburban USA, every scene in this video is accurate and true.
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Imagine being an orangepilled cyclist and looking over to see Jason yelling at you in a dodge ram truck 💀💀💀
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What a rigggg!!!! Those bike riding climate alarmists won't know what hit em!!
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"Big Bicycle is waging a war on cars" lol
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The fact that the ram was parked sideways into three spaces is fucking genius
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I think the scariest part about the suburbs is how much time you spend alone despite being around so many people
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Hell yeah brother! Anything less than a Dodge Ram and an eight bedroom house is communism!
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Maybe the real treasure was the children we crushed along the way.
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I especially loved the storage of two grocery items, a dozen eggs in a carton and a bag of milk sliding back and forth in the otherwise empty bed of his pickup truck.
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“The more space you waste, the more important you are” the best line ever!
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When I saw the truck was parked horizontally across 3 parking spaces, that's when I knew this channel really made sure to get the details perfect.
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Congratulations on 1 million!
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Only inaccurate thing in this video is that the radio is 100% ideologues. In reality it's 70% ads, 20% music and 10% ideologues.
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"there's no bar nearby so i'm gonna turn this into a bar" literally changed my life, it's such a concise way to explain how integrated cars are into peoples lives, their home has to be everything because they're scared and isolated from everything
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Imagine if the whole point of the channel was an elaborate plan to get a Dodge RAM and move to the suburbs
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I dont usually comment on your videos but when the train lady said “het volgende station” I actually started to tear up. I grew up in Florida in a suburban night mare. My first time taking the train from Schiphol was one of the most life changing experiences of my life. It really felt like e waking up from a horrible nightmare. Just seeing that having a life that doesn’t revolve around cars can exist.Now I’m about to start at the University of Groningen to study Spatial Planning and Design. I always wanted to study urban planning but there were no real options for me to do so in Florida. Thanks for your content, it has been life changing and influential for me.
