The Bells | Game of Thrones Pisstake (Season 8 Episode 5)

DISCLAIMER: I'm not saying my idea for Arya is necessarily what they should've done. I'm certain there are people way smarter than me who have much better ideas for what to do with these characters. My intention just was to give Arya a place in this episode, which aside from the symbolic shit at the end (which I thought was for 8th graders???) she sorely lacks in The Bells. It's not that I need to see Sandor go out a hero and anything other than that just won't do. That's not me. Mainly it's the "don't get consumed by revenge" notion that bothers me the most. The Arya we know and hate would not respond to that the way she did. She should learn that lesson through experience, not through a lecture. anyway i'm bored plz share ur own ideas 4 wut 2 do wit areya below

Varys saying he'd always hated "The Bells" back in season 2 was great foreshadowing for how horrible this episode would be.

"Greg tries to Oberyn Sandor, Sandor tries to Jory Greg. Neither work. Instead they decide to Tommen together." When the pisstake review has better writing than the actual episode

‘arya walks around looking for a plot to be a part of’ hahah

Jon snows lines this season: 50%: I don’t want it 50%: Yur mur Queeen

Cersei: horses? Dude: 2000 The single horse named two thousand: sup

That mother and daughter were pretty safe under cover ........until, that is...arya drags em out into the open to be cooked with dragon fire....arya pretty much killed them.

CERSEI: “And Horses?” HARRY: “Two thousand.” ME WATCHING EPISODE FIVE: “Where the hell are the other 1999 horses!?”

"Jaime's character has died and his body been captured." is a perfect description.

"best season EVER" - Emilia clarke

"Arya walks around, no doubt looking for a plot to be part of and eventually ruin" 😂

You have to admit Lena looks out from a balcony very impressively. If about 50% of the episode was set on the balcony I'd have liked it more.

I was going to sneeze but the line "Jon stops a rape because come on man were only here to mass murder" made me wheeze so hard it went away. Amazing.

"Was Nagasaki worse than Hiroshima", love that comparison, goddang

Your rants are far more entertaining than actual episode. Also RIP Sandor.

“The Lannister army surrenders just in time for Dany’s coin to land” What a genius line lmao brilliant

Daenerys burning King's landing is like doing the evil option in an RPG then reloading because you wanted to see what would happen

I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR DAYS START THE DAMN PISSTAKE BEFORE I PISSTAKE MESELF

"Jon doesn't look convinced but that can just be Kit Harrington's acting face" HAHAHAH

"The Red Keep has never fallen" YOUR FATHER. CAPTURED IT. WHEN YOU WERE A TEENAGER!