Moist Meter | Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

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Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023 action / adventure / comedy movie), directed by Peyton Reed and starring Paul Rudd and Evangeline Lilly reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.

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All Comments (21)
  • I love how they point out that Kang has literally destroyed billions of people along with killing the avengers multiple times, yet he loses in a fist fight to a Baskin Robbins employee.
  • @ishan2197
    "Stop being a dick" what masterpiece writing to change a person's mind and personality.
  • @RMancilla10
    The fact that Janet was so vague not wanting to tell hank and hope saying “there’s no time. You just have to trust me” there was literally all the time in the world.
  • @joseruiz3160
    The scene where they showed modok’s ass was truly peak cinema
  • @tajee_y9936
    Charlie could say anything about this movie but his tone would still make it sound like he fell asleep in the movie theater
  • Can we talk about how kangs guards were the absolute equivalent of storm troopers in terms of just about everything
  • @abekk3334
    I have to admit, I was terrified when Kang said he had 500 million power on Rise of Kingdoms but then got even MORE terrified when Hank said he had 900 Million power and used the Ant Colony with a 20% boost in colonizing and Intelligence. Truly an epic moment that I will definitely remember forever.😌😌😌
  • @ewcult
    “You lost because we beat you” no really these writes are genius
  • “Ants never give up” - Oscar Winning Script right there
  • @KillerTacos54
    When they shows off MODOK's face for the first time in the theatre I went to watch the film at, the entire theatre erupted in a very audible laughter. It was absolutely hilarious. I do admire their attempt for trying to accurately adapt the comic counterpart, but man the VFX definitely needed more time. It's ironic how one of the main plot points of the film is Kang wanting to grant Janet more time, and yet Marvel Studios refuses to do the same for its VFX hires.
  • @dreycon9143
    After leaving the theater about 30 minutes ago, I can confidently say that this movie was one of the goofiest movies I have ever seen. I think my brain is on 400 ping rn because I can barely even think after what I just saw
  • That scene where MODOK said to Kang "it's MODOK-ing time" was truly brillian in cinematic universe. That's how u write a good villain
  • I loved it when Kang the Conqueror failed to Conquer an Ant Army. Truly a Thanos-level Threat.
  • @knashboi3914
    I think Charlie should keep a spoilers talk section at the end, so that people who've seen the movies can come back and listen to what he had to say about the spoiler related stuff.
  • @Lamppa
    I had the exact opposite effect on Kang the Conqueror. If anything, this movie was the first one that I felt should have presented him as a legitimate threat, but ended up making him feel like that annoying returning villain in video games that keeps popping up to harass the players, when the player just wants to move on. The things he said about his experiences and how much power and influence he has, and the way he was ultimately defeated with such ease only served to give the impression of a weak wet towel of a villain. The end credits also didn't really do any better of a job, introducing other Kangs that all looked like complete jokes.
  • There was a point in the movie where there were ants walking in the background and the animation just stopped rendering the ants walking and they froze in the background.
  • @own4801
    It's pretty telling how I've seen about every Marvel movie once roughly at the time each came out, and I still remember the older ones much more clearly than the more recent ones.
  • @FaTaLxWho
    I loved when they where BOTH huge and Scott says “I feel like I’m hugging Godzilla” yah logic checks out.
  • @FonzChannel
    Am I the only one who was laughing out loud at the post credit scene? The pharaoh Kang? 🤣 my goodness it looked like a Halloween costume. The council of kang looked goofy!!