Soi11 The Falling Girl

About Soi11 The Falling Girl

The Court should have outlawed these dreadful waves in its decision overturning Roe v Wade! Those waves and erratic tidal events were certainly caused by a woman’s poor choice somewhere in the world. Those poor drunken sailors who were innocently seeking to rape that young woman at sea were lured to their rocky graves by Sirens - WOMEN! Women affect everything!

A guy on a Harley Davidson told me yesterday at a stop light that it was my gender, female, that was the root cause of the pandemic and the surge in petroleum prices. I can’t blame him for getting off of his motorcycle and trying to knife me with his blade and rape me. I deserve my penance. But I didn’t let the biker rape me. I drove over him with my Prius because I was on the way to the clinic to abort my twin fetuses, Romulus and Remus, and I had intended for my dog to nurse them through adolescence, as my mother’s dog Duke nursed me.

Respectfully,
The Falling Girl
“Falling is merely flying without assention” - FG