The Last Jedi Aged Worse Than the Green Milk in It

Melons, lots of melons.... but I've always been more of a watermelon girlie. (also who noticed the announcement for this video got posted twice....I love youtube) Patreon: patreon.com/nutsa

Luke redeeming his father but IMMEDIATELY attempting to murder his nephew is the biggest character assassination I've ever seen in film, honestly. You can tell the people writing these movies either don't know or dislike Star Wars as a whole.

>Rey >Grew up on a desert planet >Knows how to swim >TROS shows her piloting a boat

To this day it’s incredible that they literally took the most famous franchise in movie history, and decided to make a new trilogy without any sort of plan or direction for the movies

It was strange that The First Order was just a terrorist group in TFA that was attempting to overthrow the Republic and had most of their forces wiped out when Starkiller base was destroyed. Now they're apparently just in control of the galaxy and it happened overnight. You would think that after the the base was destroyed that the rest of the galaxy would rise up to defeat them (considering they did in TROS), but for some reason they've "lost all their hope". Where the hell are the armies and leadership of Coruscant? World-building is dead. Look at the pretty colors and clap.

When I brought my father to see the movie, and we got to Snoke's death, he said that the Looney Tunes' end theme would have fit perfectly with Snoke's shocked expression, and all the scene missed was "That's all Folks" written on screen. And now I can't unsee or unhear it.

All the cast is dying off. Or doesn’t want to be in Star Wars. Disney ruined the last chance to get them on screen together. WHAT A WASTE!

My mother introduced me to Star Wars when I was 12 and told me “Jasper, this is as good as film gets.” She was a writer and I really took her words to heart. All I was able to give her in return, however, was dragging her to witness the horror of Episodes VII & VIII with me so I didn’t have to suffer alone. “Mom, this is as bad as films get.” I’ll never forget staying up til 4 in the morning on those Christmas breaks from college critiquing them together, or the look on her face when I told her we had 45 minutes left in The Last Jedi. Thankfully she didn’t live to see Rise of Skywalker, and I had enough sense by that point to spare myself the needless pain of watching it either (until last year drunk with my best friend WOOT Sith dagger to the throat WOOT). But I shall cherish forever the memories of my mom, my very own Jedi Master, losing her cool and absolutely ripping this film apart. Your sequels revisited videos take me back, Nutsa. Thanks.

i have never seen a movie trying so hard to be unpredictable like this one, every 10 minutes there has to be something to subvert my expectation

Somehow, Nutsa returned

If Rian really wanted to subvert expectations, he should have had Rey join Kylo. Then in the next movie Finn could have filled the Luke role, Rey for Vader and Kylo for Palpatine

the straw that broke my camel's back is when we see Rose literally u-turn when asked so Finn can sacrifice himself, and this sack of potato is able to catch up with him and ram his ship off the other direction. truely mind blowing rian johnson shlop.

Finn and Rose were so unimportant that Nutsa didn't even talk about em, I'm sure I'm forgetting another part like R2 existing and not really doing anything and whatnot

10:25 What was done to Mark Hamil, and how he was distressed, perfectly represents how the characters were treated in this movie. A voice of reason would speak up, but be drowned out with applause for being "brave, progressive, and defying expectations." Breaks my heart to see this clip, even after all these years.

I traveled across the USA from west coast to east coast to visit my best friend, so we could watch this movie together on opening night. I was so angry about this movie after seeing it, that walking out of the theater I couldn't say much to my friend. But I remember saying that I will not be watching the next movie. This movie was so bad and so offensive in every way imaginable, that it makes me believe that they were trying to make it bad on purpose. Why would they do that? By now we should be thinking this is what Disney is doing because everything they touch is offensively bad.

I’ll never forget the 5 stages of grief I went through in the literal seconds it took for Luke Skywalker to throw his lightsaber over his shoulder and drink a space cows milk afterwards like it was a bad comedy….

Man seeing Mark Hamill just talk and then pass his hand on his face and look down dejected and defeated hit me hard. He did not deserve for this to be his swan song in the star wars franchise

About Poe and Holdo's sexual tension... there was a romance subplot between them in the first draft of the script. It's why she's commanding a fleet on the front lines of a goddamn war in a fucking COCKTAIL dress. The costume designer spoke about it in an interview. When originally sketching out plans for the VICE ADMIRAL's wardrobe, he came up with designs similar to what Leia was wearing in TFA: still feminine but with a distinctly military look. Because, you know, VICE ADMIRAL IN A GODDAMN WAR. RJ rejected all those drafts out of hand, saying something like "we need to see her silhouette, we need to see the shape of her body and how her body moves." This was due to the romance subplot he had originally scribbled in for the script. And while that subplot got axed, we clearly see the legacy of it. I'm not sure if the film was partially shot before the rewrite and they just kept the original takes where the actors were instructed to hate-flirt with one another... or RJ just half-assed the rewrite and left all the subtext of simmering sexual tension in the script. Either way... yeah. I felt I was going crazy after TLJ came out because NO ONE was talking about the really weird, over the top, sexual tension sparking between Poe and Holdo. That "I know flyboys" speech was delivered with all the energy of Holdo taking out the ghost of boyfriends past on Poe. She has a type and lowkey hates herself for it because she knows the toxic boys she's attracted to all burn her in the end... so she's taking that cocktail of self-resentment and attraction out on the new boy she's drawn to like a moth to a flame. All while Poe is bewildered at the intensity of all these mixed singles he's getting from one of his heroes (remember he was crushing on her from the very mention of her name.) WHY IS THIS IN THE SCRIPT IT'S SO DAMNED DISTRACTING!? And not in a good way, it's just... bizarre like I'm starring deep into the fucked up psyche of RJ that he'd even think to work this into the script in the first place. And he also bemoaned how much of the script had to be trimmed down due to time constraints... so did the Poe/Holdo romance get nixed just to slim down the movie's bloated runtime or did he have a minor moment of clarity and realize how horrible an idea it was? Whatever, imma stop rambling now.

The lightsabers in this triology are trash

The Finn and Rose side-plot was especially brain-dead. Did absolutely nothing to advance the plot and made no sense as they were able to leave the ship as it was being pursued, go questing, and then return to the ship which is still at max speed being pursued. It was just special. Sad that the actress who played Rose got flak because Laurence Olivier couldn't have done justice to that nonsense.