Somebody Toucha My Spaghet but it's Verbose

the increasingly verbose meme reminds me of how some politicians talk without getting to any point

basically every student during an essay with a minimum of 5000 words in a nutshell

An individual about which no knowledge has of yet been ascertained has broken the bounds of proximity and entered with his own digits into the realm of contact with the elongated cylindrical carbohydrate I once deemed mine own

i was born in the right generation

an unidentified person has come into contact with my cylindrical pasta tubes

an individual has fondled my pasta

“The perfect video doesn’t exist.” Reking Bear: Hold my beer.

A fellow intelligent or semi-intelligent life-form of an unknown personal descriptor used to identify themselves has manipulated their physical body using muscles powered by ATP, a highly energetic chemical produced by the mitochondria, into applying force of any amount on this meal that I was intending to consume later. The meal in question is an Italian pasta based dish usually served with a tomato paste and occasionally served with meatballs. Unfortunately, I can no longer consume said dish as the unknown individual is of an unknown nature and as such i cannot ensure that they are free of bacteria.

The meme is rising.

YOU NEED TO GO FURTHER

Verbs with irregular past tense: Buy - Bought Fall - Fell Pay - Paid Touch - Toucha

When you finished studying for a English test for the night

has spaghet gone too far

I, an animated character depicted as an animal known scientifically as Ursidae, or a bear, have at this very moment returned from the woods to my place of residence alongside my family, that being, my significant other and male offspring, both of which are also animated characters depicted as Ursidae. Upon entering through the front entrance, I am appalled to discover that an unidentified life form of presumably above average intelligence has made the deliberate decision of coming into contact with my meal, comprised of an Italian dish known as spaghetti. To properly announce my utter shock at such an event, I inhaled heavily into my lungs and cried out with a series of four words; "Somebody toucha my spaghett!"

Original: Spaghetti They: Italian Dish Me: Gastronomical Peninsular Italo-Romanic glutenous substance made of an unleavened dough of a durum wheat flour extruded into a long thin cylindrical format.

A Homo sapien, more specifically where "Homo sapien" is in reference to modern Homo sapiens (Homo sapiens, ssp. Homo sapiens sapiens), which are the only extant members of the subtribe Hominina, a branch of the tribe Hominini belonging to the family of great apes, which are characterized by erect posture and bipedal locomotion, displaying high manual dexterity and heavy tool use compared to other animals, and a general trend toward larger, greaterly complex brains and societies, early hominins—particularly the australopithecines, whose brains and anatomy are in many ways greaterly similar to ancestral non-Homo sapien apes—are less often referred to as "Homo sapien" than hominins of the genus Homo, several of whom used fire, occupying much of Eurasia, giving rise to anatomically modern Homo sapiens in Africa about 315,000 years ago, beginning to exhibit evidence of behavioral modernity around 50,000 years ago, in several waves of migration, venturing out of Africa and populating most of the world, with their spread and their large and increasing population having had a profound impact on large areas of the environment and millions of native species worldwide, having advantages that explain this evolutionary success including a relatively larger brain with a particularly well-developed neocortex, prefrontal cortex and temporal lobes, enabling high levels of abstract reasoning, language, problem solving, sociality, and culture through social learning, also using tools to a much higher degree than any other animal, being the only extant species known to build fires and cook their food, and the only extant species to clothe themselves and create and use numerous other technologies and arts, being uniquely adept at using systems of symbolic communication (such as language and art) for self-expression and the exchange of ideas, and for organizing themselves into purposeful groups, creating complex social structures composed of many cooperating and competing groups, from families and kinship networks to political states, as well as showing social interactions between other Homo sapiens, establishing an extremely wide variety of values, social norms, and rituals, which together form the basis of Homo sapien society, curiosity and the Homo sapien desire to understand and influence the environment and to explain and manipulate phenomena (or events) providing the foundation for developing science, philosophy, mythology, religion, anthropology, and numerous other fields of knowledge, increasing numbers of Homo sapien societies beginning to practice sedentary agriculture approximately some 10,000 years ago, domesticating plants and animals, thus allowing for the growth of civilization, even though most of Homo sapien existence has been sustained by hunting and gathering in band societies, and these Homo sapien societies subsequently expanding in size, establishing various forms of government, religion, and culture around the world, unifying people within regions to form states and empires, exhibiting a rapid advancement of scientific and medical understanding in the 19th and 20th centuries, leading to the development of fuel-driven technologies and increased lifespans, causing the Homo sapien population to rise exponentially, with today's global Homo sapien population estimated by the United Nations to be near 7.6 billion; such a creature as mentioned just now has been in physical contact with my Spagetti, greaterly specifically known as a long, thin, solid, cylindrical pasta, where spaghettoni is a thicker form of spaghetti, while capellini is a very thin spaghetti, being a staple food of traditional Italian cuisine, like other pasta, being composed of milled wheat and water and sometimes enriched with vitamins and minerals, where authentic Italian spaghetti is made from durum wheat semolina, but elsewhere it may be made with other kinds of flour, and typically the pasta is white because refined flour is used, but whole wheat flour may be added, where originally, spaghetti was notably long, but shorter lengths gained in popularity during the latter half of the 20th century and now it is most commonly available in 25–30 cm (10–12 in) lengths, and a variety of pasta dishes are based on it, and it is frequently served with tomato sauce or meat or vegetables; this afformentioned dish of mine described just now has been rendered contaminated, thus angering me into a state of rage to track the person whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es has performed such action.

Spooky. Holding back fears.

BEAUTIFUL.

Woah...

A person that is unspecified in their identity has presumably been in close quarters upon an Italian dish in which I, the rightful possessor, have long to consume once I have returned to my residence, but instead have provoked a dire situation in which I can no longer partake in such event