When you're stuck in a Saw movie but you'd rather die

2:32 “Do you have stamps?” “I don’t have stamps” He’s so nice

They went from victim to bros in a few minutes

A list of Victims I'd like Saw to face. 1) A super intelligent person that can overcome the traps in painless ways. 2) A person with absolutely no sense of self preservation 3) An apethetic person who just doesn't care if he lives or dies 4) A person who actually wants to die

The most terrifying and psychotic person in this whole skit is the person who makes a reservation for Applebees.

"if you have XI in your name, you are a certified freak"

One guy wants to die, the other needs blood. Seems like the problem kinda solves itself.

The thing about the "Saw" movies is after the first one, the traps are more complex and convoluted, which can make them more vulnerable to defeat.

" sniffle still hurts" "hey chin up" killed me

The stare at the "Every day bro" got me dying

i love how the other guy didnt even consider just saying “damn if you wanna die so badly just donate the blood already”

“Do you have stamps?” “No I don’t have stamps” Got me ROLLING 😂😂😂

That was always my biggest gripe with the Saw franchise. Like, i wanna live as much as the next person, but i don't want to live so badly that I'm willing to gauge out my own eyes with a spoon, bruh! And the whole series is dependent on people who apparently do, i guess??

Why is this so spot on. Even the saw guy relates.

literally just pee in the blood collection system

The problem here is that accepting death in Saw movies is also horrific, and people do indeed already go that route

The most relatable line is "Oh, I stopped the timer. I was kind of enjoying this."

Knowing Jigsaw, he probably would be the kind of guy to send that letter

“When you’re dead, no more Twitter.” Suicide rates: STONKS

1:00 Actually, a human being can lose a maximum of 14% of their blood. On average we have anywhere from 4.5 to 5.5 of liters of blood. Which means that a singular person can lose anywhere from 0.63 to 0.77 liters of blood without life-threatening effects. At 20% you will become dizzy and might lose conciseness. (0.9 to 1.1 liters) At 30% to 40% the blood loss is considered critical (roughly 1.35 to 2.2 liters) 1 litre is around 2.11 US pints So that means that for 10 US pints you would need 4.73 liters of blood. Even if this amount is split between the two contestants, it would still require each to provide 2.365 liters of blood. This amount is well above the 40% mark and loss of consciousness followed by a coma and a certain death is almost guaranteed. Even is somehow both of them could stay awake after such a loss of blood, they would require immediate aggressive life-saving measures.

"What about those dudes posing shirtless giving the finger?" Jigsaw: "That was only one time. :("