Space Jam 2 is a Lie

Hey. Sometimes you just gotta get a little wild. Just want to shout out my patrons for making this video possible, my last two vids had there revenue claimed (not as bad as demonetization cause they still show up in peoples feeds), which mean I make zero dollars from them, which stings considering combined they have over a million views. If it weren’t for my partons, stuff like that would be pretty crippling for me financially, but thanks to them im fine, and can continue doing big crazy projects that dont make much fiscal sense. If you’d like to become one, you can do so here (also thank you I love you): www.patreon.com/Supereyepatchwolf And if not, hey, its cool, hope your having a good day and thanks for watching the video.

Bruh, you actually had me believing that Space Jam was really a story of a man sacraficing his humanity for sensationalism and a drive for power.

Eyepatch Wolf was so disappointed by the trailer he shared his own Space Jam 2 fanfic disguised as a shitpost because he's too embarrassed to admit it

The sad part is that this script is way better than the actual Space Jam sequel we got.

i avoided watching this video for a long time because i assumed it would be a serious discussion about how the movie was just a cash grab and how lifeless the industry has become because of being hungry for money and nothing else. criticisms i agree with, but a stressful topic nonetheless. ...how wrong i was.

dunno if I can trust this video. Feels like Michael Jordan pulling the strings, yet again somehow

This is how Jojolion ends

We need a new category for top-tier elaborate shitpost documentaries

I just love how all the Monstars are just variations of the joker and then agent smith is just randomly in there

I've never seen someone put so much effort into getting his fanfic read.

This is the most elaborate shitpost I've ever seen and I fucking love it

Imagine letting a movie play for 400 years to then end on a sequel hook

It's amazing how what is essentially a fake script meant to be a shitpost is still leagues better than what New Legacy wound up being. And I'm not even kidding, the big difference is that despite this being done for a laugh, it had real heart and passion behind it, which is why it's so entertaining.

There were multiple points in which I felt I should stop watching this video but I couldn't look away. I had to confront it. I can never go back.

Imagine being a long time friend of Eyepatch and one day he asks you to draw for him a yaoi fanfiction of Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny

you got me until the interview thing at around 15 minutes in. The shape of the man, the tone of the voice, and the hidden accent underneath all pointed back to none other than the man who made this video. Michael Jordan.

"Handsome guy talks at length about absolute nonsense" is by far the best youtube genre

I cannot fathom that it took me 16 minutes to realize that this was satire. I sat here and agreed for 16 minutes. I feel ashamed.

This feels like a moment where we need McDonald's Michael Jordan. "Stop it. Get some help."

This is unironically a more compelling and entertaining story than space jam 2. Not difficult to achieve. But geniously executed