David Blaine Regurgitates a Live Frog on the Joe Rogan Experience

Imagine being that frog, thinking your about to be eaten and die. And then you shoot out of some guys throat and are now the first frog to be on the joe rogan podcast

Mom: "Why dont you go play with the neighbors kid?" The neighbors kid:

David: "Don't lose him." "you think that's the frog? Look again..... It's the 6 of diamonds."

David: swallows and loses the frog Joe: did you lose the frog? David: check your jamie. jamie randomly starts shooting water and frogs from his mouth

Thanks for having me at your podcast Mr. Rogan.

Joes always interrupting he's guest when they're trying to regurgitate frogs.

dude I can't lie I've been absolutely losing it at 5:20 when he's just spraying water and Joe keeps talking. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile

I feel like I have a 🐸 in my stomach after watching this. It’s the weirdest thing.

Imagine like he regurgitates all the water and looks up with a distant stare and says “I lost him”

Joe Rogan feeling like he's back on Fear Factor.

When he’s just spraying a gallon of water into the bucket I was laughing so hard!

Not gonna lie, watching David Blaine regurgitate a living frog made me rethink the decision to continue living.

imagine how confused those listening on spotify were

The frog (still shaking): "...and then I come out of this meat tunnel from hell, and who do I see first? Joe Rogan. I will never smoke DMT again in my life".

True story: After the scene ended, the frog escaped Joes grasp. It then made direct eye contact with David before leaping back into his mouth. “This is my new home” it said. Years later the frog and it’s now family of 1047, all inhabit, and make up David’s internal body. They now operate every function as they found passage and are equipped to control his brain. The David we once knew and loved is no more. All that’s left is frog. All that will ever be is frog. This frog ribbits for a greater cause now. To multiply and conquer this terrain among many other that lie in the unknown. Little did David know at the time, it isn’t all that easy being green. All hail frog man

David Blaine, as brilliant as he is, reminds me of the guy still learning magic and showing his mates his newly learnt tricks. Them taking ages and him repeating “wait….wait hold on…. wait….” 😂 But fuck that’s an impressive trick.

Joe talking to him while doing It is like the dentist asking how you’ve been doing while doing a teeth cleaning

he definitely should've swallowed it before coming and then randomly thrown it up

“I never injured a frog” Yeah because you asked the frog how he felt

Longest and most tensful 7 minutes of joe rogan's my life💀