[Stray Kids : SKZ-TALKER(슼즈토커)] Ep.33

Hyunjin: Do you wanna kiss me? Me: I WANT THE PHOTOCARDS!!! 🥺

15:04 Han: Please don't touch my butt Lino: His butt is mine HAN: What did you say? It's mine Lino: I touched it everyday so it's mine Oh my ...

having jisung as a friend will never be boring

LMAO 6:40 is too funny pls 😭 Han: Kangaroo mal말 (meaning: 'talk' and 'horse') Chan: neighs 🐴🦘

People : Okay, so who’s your bias? Stay : Sorry, we don’t know what that means but whatever that is we do that bias thing here.

alternate title: things skz says that seem like fake subs but actually aren't

20:21 no one: Hyunjin, Han and Seungmin: "I.N is my dinner" LOL

13:18 Hyunjin's face is a whole mood.

4:26 Han: Hyunjin-shi, what are you doing right now? Hyunjin: Hashtag. Han: What's "hashtag" in Korean? Hyunjin: Hash..tag. Han: in Korean? Hyunjin: Heshi-tague. The innocence in his eyes after he said it is sending me 🗿😭

Changbinnie rapping: 💀😈💥💢 His phone case: ✨💖🦄🌸🍭 UPDATE: HE CHANGED HIS PHONE CASE :(((((((

12:43 legendary Changbin line about principles 😂

“I’ll give you chance to take a selfie with me” Hyunjin is truly benevolent

FOR INTERNATIONAL STAYS Mh: randomly starts a game Han: but why are we doing this?? (the game) Mh: i don't know~ what's my spelling?? (spelling of his name) Han: L E E... Mh: i said i know!!! Han: then do it well Mh: I'm gonna sign too, ahh don't do close up, I'm shy~ Felix: this one around here (this isn't exactly accurate but that's basically ehat he said) Cb: sure~ Yongbok, do everything you want~ Felix: shh (be quiet) Cb: in my head, there's only thoughts of Stay~ so I'll write "stay" on my head Cb: to stays, this time, so its new instead of hearts i gave food Cb: Stay~ i gave pasta which i cherish Chan: here, so its simple, ah i can write at the back Mh: oh we can write the message at the back Chan: at the back, Straykids collaboration with Stay Mh: i wrote a message~ blur it out Mh: hey why did you take that from me when I'm not done with it (to seungmin) Sm: its mine Felix: i put everything I'm interested in nowadays so its like this Felix: i love stays a lot too and i like flowers too, its cute isn't it?? Changbin singing * Lee know sings with lyrics that just teases Changbin* Hj: yo but the lyrics are perfect Mh: oh wait i said it wrong, dwaekki Changbin, dwaekki Changbin (he said pig in the lyrics) Hj: weasel (seems like he put this on his photo card) Sm: hey Mh: did you just call me? Hj: did you just call Lee Know hyung?? Mh: is hyung uncomfortable to you Hyunjin?? Hj: no...I'm okay Seungmin writing on paper while singing Han: since its your birthday, congratulations, and i hope you will always be happy, although i don't know who you are Han: and dont tease/annoy your younger siblings (the younger members) although I dont know who you are Cb: yeaa dont tease/annoy please!!! Han: the person who just talked..dont tease the younger ones, be nice, like me, be nice, agree?? camera nods Cb: talker is nice, very nice, good job talker~~ good job, I'll give you something to eat~~ Hj: something to eat?? Han: of course food again Cb: I'm gonna give something to eat Hj: again I.N: how much food does he bring around??? Hj: I know right, how much food does he bring around?? pretendz to throw a slipper Cb: just now, i wasn't trying to throw this, i was just asking a question...I have a question!!! Han: what's your question?? Cb: can I throw this?? Han and Hj: no you cant~~ (they were saying it as if a teacher would to a kindergartener) Cb: i cant~~ Han: Changbin what will you do tomorrow??? Hj: eat!! Cb: tomorrow i will eat, think about stays Hj: and eat again!! Cb: and eat again Cb: is it right?? A celebrity!?! Can u sign just once?? Sm: pretends to sign Cb: no not there, here, on my back Cb: ahh!!! that stings, celebrity ×4 Sm: i didn't do it that much ×2 Cb: my back is sensitive Hj: back~ back~ back is sensitive Han: when this happens don't be flustered and try talking to Changbin Han: Changbin-ssi Cb: its cold Han: its okay, its okay, i am not a person who hurts you ×2 Cb: but my eyes hurt too much Han: no its not Cb: i said my eyes hurt Han: your eyes hurt?? Sm: what's that?? (to I.N) I.N: its crying Han: now like this, our Changbin-ssi is a nice friend who becomes kind again once you treat him nicely a bit Han: you never need to scared, there are times when he acts badly like this, in these times you give him food Han: do you have food??? camera shakes head Han: then run away, faster... Han: Hyunjin-ssi also puts these emotional/aesthetic stickers on very well Han: Hyunjin-ssi Hj: yeaa? Han: what are you sticking on right now??? Hj: hash tag~~ Han: hash tag?? What is hash tag in korean?? Hj: hash...tag Han: in korean?? Hj and I.N: heh-shi-te-geu Han: that is cool, say one statement (say something) Hj: Han (one in Korean has the syllable that sounds like han) Hj: i said one statement, one statement Han: oh i see, he called my name, oh this is such an honor Han: now I.N-ssi?? I.N: yes! Han: now I.N-ssi just learned to talk so its unable to communicate but I'll try to sympathize (understand eachother in other words 'consensus') han pretends to be some kind of animal whisperer I.N: makes noise suddenly Hj: gosh that scared me... Han: woah ×3 I'm not someone who will hurt you Han: by patting his shoulders like this, you can become closer with thus friend (like get used to eachother and friendlier) Han: now when you pat his head ndhaosb (stutters) okay, we'll go again~ Han: now when you pat his head, you can form a deep closeness (friendliness) and then naturally, like this... Han: okay you need to teach this friend that he isn't stronger, look at him straighy in the eye, stare firmly and threaten him Han: Hwang Hyunjin-ssi sometimes hit people with facts (sad reality) but its okay Hj: its okay~~ Han: I'm handsome right?? No comment ×2 no comment wasn't part of the script Hj: I finished decorating Han-ssi!!! Hj: now if I were to talk about this product, it is a new FW product, on the letters, the grrrrrradation Han: oh the grrradation Hj: yes the grrrrrrrradation Han: that is incredible Hj: yes its until that (as in that's all he has to say) Han: then try to introduce how you can keep this warm when the weather us cold Hj: in an air fryer at 180 degrees, 20 mins, it will become a delicious product Han: now for I.N, we will just give him as service (free) Han: if you squeeze this (his hair) sports drinks will be born, now I'll try to eat it I.N: try eating it Han: i wont eat it I.N: why?? Han: and here for 1+1 we have an Australian kangaroo, kangaroo?? Han: he has a great connection with me so he will never threaten or hurt human (is very friendly) Han: kangaroo hand, hand, kangaroo hand! Kangaroo has good strength so even just giving their hand seems this aggressive Han: but this is a kind of friendliness (good relationship) so you never need to be scared Han: kangaroo horse ×2 (han might have said "talk" cuz horse and talk has the same pronunciation) Han: since he lived next to horses since he was young so he started taking after them but I'm the owner and I need to, this kid, let him know fully that he is an animal Han: look at him in the eye Chan: hand Han: gives his hand to Chan like this you can establish hierarchy in a relationship Han: now you saw well, umm, jyp natinal house-ography (changed geography)I'll meet you again next time, bye escape han's questionable show Hj: I.N are you bored alone?? I.N: nope Hj: you want hyung to be with you?? I.N: nope, nope!!! I.N: hyunjin~ Hj: but what are you doing?? I.N: what? Hyunjin~~ Hj: i should out straykiss... I.N: kiss??? Hj: yea kiss, where's the R Hj: hey you took all of my S (stickers) didnt you? I.N: noo i didn't~ Hj: you didn't?!?!?! I.N: i didn't!!! Hj: no but there is no more S, there's only one Hj: straykiss~ (showin his case) I.N: ya wanna kiss Hj: you wanna kiss me?? Do you wanna come in, no, do you wanna kiss me?? Mh: i think its good, hyunjin will give a kiss?? Mh: what did you decorate there?? (to I.N) I.N: i just did it, here a gift Mh: goodbye~~ Cb: because i left and came back here real quick, it smells like tacos, the smell of coriander was so strong Hj: i hate coriander Cb: i like coriander, i like ate it with my hands Hj: for real??? Cb: i really liked it Cb: they say to change my phone case, should i change it? I like this one tho.. I.N: i like you Cb: i like you too I.N: thank you Cb: I.N!! I. Also. Like. You. I.N: sure thank you~ Cb: pig and rabbit~ you two really need to be nice to each other, if you two fight then i dont know if i should be a pig or a rabbit Cb: but in my opinion, i think all the the people will call me pig, so never, pig and rabbit cant fight Cb: no there's no N!!! Hj: I.N?? Cb: no there's an M!!! Hj: there's some here, there's a lot Cb: Hyunjin there's no N, why did you lie~ Hj: i didn't lie I.N: dont fight, dont fight Cb: there's no N...is my name Bi??? Hj: hyunjin taking a pic of me Hj: I'll give the opportunity to take a selfie with hyung seungmin appears Sm: hyung what are you doing?? Cb: i need to put Bin but there's no N for the Bin Sm: i have a good idea, what if you lay Z sideways, it becomes N Cb: oh I dont really like Z Hj: hey then what is this, what is this (pointing at an N sticker) Cb: but that's purple, are you joking, cant you see Hj: then take the others off and use purple, there's B and there's I (in purple) Sm: looks at Changbin's phone case where he inly put a B and an I so far Sm: B and I..BI!!!! Felix: where should i stick this sticker?? Here ×5 Felix: oh he signed it too, i should sign mine too, its for stays~ sign~~ thanj you for loving us, stays i love you In a dressing room Han: son this is something called egg tart Mh: oh really mom?? Han: its dad Mh: you're dad?? Oh sorry Mh: what could this be?? Han: we will have Lee Know hyung's taste test, how is it Mh: i haven't tasted the inner part of it yet Han: oh you only ate the bread Chan: oh its a choco bread~ Mh: its good~~ Han: its good?? How much?? Mh: its like choco cake Han: like choco cake?? Yes I'll meet you again next time Mh: oh my eyelids wont come back, there Sm: i think my episode was the most fun (heart kids) i wasn't actually sulking i was just slightly upset Sm: i felt like Lix was gonna pick me, i talked about korean food but he eliminated me right away Han: Lix are you allowed to treat a camera like that or no?? Felix: noo Han: noo?? Felix: you cant do that Han: for the last airing, Chan hyung exposed his body, how about I.N's abs Han: i heard your preparing abs for the last airing I.N: you're looking for abs from me?? I.N: for me it isn't chocolate bar abs its ice cream abs... Han: very firm, i cant because i think it will be a big "issue" so i cant yet....actually i haven't been exercising lately selfie with Han and Seungmin Han: definitely swollen Sm: i wanna raise one eye like you but i cant do it, i can only do this side The continuation is already posted in the replies

Stray Kids: Who's your bias? Stays: What's that?

are we not gonna talk about how many iconic moments came from this video

This episode is pure gold, almost 80% of it are things talked about/memed a lot in stayvile

Han's but: exists Minho: ITS FREE REAL ESTATE

15:02 Han: Don’t touch my butt Hyunjin ssi...Oh Baby Lee Know: touch Han’s butt This one is mine Han: You two....Don’t fight over my butt Lee Know: I am the only one who is allowed to touch it Han: My butt belongs to me Lee Know: You always touch my butt Han: I don’t ~~~ Lee Know: you touch after I took a shower Han: Laughs

12:16 <---- Jisung's beautiful eyes appreciation timestamp uwu

16:55 Jisung sound amazing without even trying