Announcing my new Torture MMORPG.
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Published 2023-04-01
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All Comments (21)
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im never working on this game again. see you for crypt 2
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Things that happened as soon as I became patreon: -This -Vale enters the chat completely drunk and starts saying inconvenient things -constant cry about CNA and how bad of an idea it is to play it -I "met" a cool polish guy and I started bullying him because he's polish And it's only been a week and an half, gosh I love this community
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finally i can live out my fantasy of being a cylinder in a maze surrounded by many, many other cylinders, all while having a seizure
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"no more crypt" -vale 2023, lying as natural as he breathed
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Sometimes you truly have to ask is Vale torturing us or are we torturing Vale. The answer is both.
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Only indie game devs know the pain that is implementing multiplayer from nothing.
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Everyone: haha MMO crypt, great April fool's joke vale Vale: . . . Everyone: it's a joke right? Vale: . . . Everyone: it's a joke right, Vale?
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You know what we need? A Crypt Zombies mode, where it's the one hundred players, and one person as Greg... and as the greg eats people, they become more gregs, allowing for the greg-ageddon
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Vale, last night in a drunken state while falling asleep, i came up with the most torturous game ever. I chuckled, thinking of your friends losing their shit, and then promptly passed out. The idea: a powerwasher simulator map of the maze from Crypt. Every wall, floor, and ceiling completely dirty with the hardest dirt to get off. The players only have the beginning power washer and no access to any cleaning fluid.
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>This is the third time Iβve opened this code base to make changes Iβm done, after this Iβm done Ah the lies programmers tell themselves
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5:17 Spiff asks this as if Vale has done something impossible, not comprehendible, as if he completed an ancient prophecy thought to be impossible, to slay the dragon atop the mountain, to reach the depths of the ocean, so yes Spiff Vale has done it, he has made multiplayer Crypt, a feat worthy of God.
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The amount of effort that went into this April Fools joke is honestly astonishing. I'd honestly hire Vale as a Video Game developer, just because of his creativity and dedication.
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This video perfectly describes how it feels to make a game that works perfectly in singleplayer but completely breaks the moment you have multiple players
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I never realized that having dozens of torches in the same room actually made the room darker. Thanks for teaching me this fun, obscure scientific fact, Vale!
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Cylinder is my new favorite character. So much character in that guys volume.
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The hilarity of Spiff randomly joined in just to ask "Did you fucking do it Vale?" π
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Spiff joining the call just to ask how insane Vale is
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Considering how much of a psychotic eldritch being Vale is, Iβm genuinely surprised it put a disclaimer in the beginning.
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The real april fools is that he thinks hes never going to touch it again
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The fact that this masterpiece is only 19 minutes long SHOULD be suable.
