Modern Total War games in a nutshell

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Published 2023-10-16
Now I bet you didn't think we'd go all the way to Egypt to make a video did you? Well, you were right to think that... it's amazing how well the North Norfolk coast can double for North Africa!

Anyway, thank you to Creative Assembly for sponsoring this one; if you haven't already, go and pick up Total War: Pharaoh using our link: play.totalwar.com/Squire

And a massive thank you to David "Cuthbert" Willey for being even more silly than usual, and The Tank Museum at Bovington for allowing us to film it. tankmuseum.org/

All Comments (21)
  • @SquireComedy
    This whole video was absolutely just an excuse to wheel out the good old fashioned Khaki explorer costume. When The Creative Assembly approached us about Total War: Pharaoh, this is what came to mind. They didn't say no. So, thanks to Creative Assembly for sponsoring this one; if you haven't already, go and pick up Total War: Pharaoh using our link: play.totalwar.com/Squire
  • @tando6266
    Getting David to take the piss out of the missile graphics was worth the price of admission.
  • @leflanged2707
    I am impressed with how much crap yall managed to throw at CA whilst also keeping the sponsorship... pure genius.
  • @mpersad
    Well done chaps, and congratulations on persuading the terrific David Willey from Bovington Tank Museum to play a cameo!
  • @zachboyd4749
    I’m expecting a lot of British museum jokes in this one Edit: Yep! Called it!
  • @treatyofwindsor
    The dedication to go to Egypt for this sketch shows how passionate these guys are
  • @AnimarchyHistory
    Ahh yes. The ancient untread sands of a land long forgotten to the eons of time. Great Yarmouth.
  • @MatthewMoudy
    That medieval 3 joke hurts me on a spiritual level
  • @alexenter1162
    “Famous explorer, ivory poacher and now Egyptologist.” What a beautiful combination of quintessential qualities and talents for the modern British adventurer!
  • Damn.. even the museum curator forgot about the Chinese exhibit they did briefly, and just as briefly cleaned out without an explanation while the patrons were still in the hall, and promised they're working on a new one to sell tickets to.
  • The idea that CA..the MUSEUM. Considered an…exhibit…on either medieval times or Napoleon, before turning to Egypt pains me to an immense degree.
  • @347Jimmy
    "There were hieroglyphs complaining about the weather, and as an Englishman I can relate to that." was God tier, perfectly written and delivered
  • @TheDemigans
    The charisma of these two must be through the roof with how many people they’ve gotten to join their skits over the years.
  • @quno5174
    Was just playing the original Rome total war when you uploaded this. Amazing how the Egyptian armies didn’t progress technologically for about 1000 years.
  • @DemianX6x6x6X
    David ripping on most movie battles is just the best thing this year
  • Thank you for the only good thing to come out of Total War: Pharaoh
  • @RazorsharpLT
    The way this entire skit takes the sh*t out of the fact that they were SO CLOSE to making a Victoria: total war only to go back in time is amazing. I'm surprised it flew over everyone's heads.
  • @forrestlin9590
    Hm, taking shots at Blood and Gore in a CA sponsored video, then proceed to request Medieval 3, sweet XD
  • @zoidySVK
    "maybe medieval europe... if we lucky" man that hits hard.
  • @elitely6748
    CA being shown as a museum after being lead to Napoleon and remembering that he went to Egypt is hilarious! Then there's CA's crazy warhammer section, can we respect our archaeological expert Alexander though for digging sand in his suit!