Please Don't Make a Smash Bros Movie

I swear to god not everything needs to be a cinematic universe

Schaffrillas isn’t pregnant but still never fails to deliver

"I NEED a smash bros cinematic universe" MFs when they hear that they will need to sit through 15 fire emblem films to understand the story.

Takeaways: - don’t make a Smash movie - Holy shit please make a Luigi’s Mansion movie

I want a cute childlike Kirby series but only the ending is just batshit horrifying

An Earthbound movie by Laika would literally make western civilization implode

The tonal differences of these franchises would definitely make it more difficult. Imagine Chrom Fire Emblem says something like “my older sister died” and then Kirby is just like “POYO”. Heck in Smash itself the characters don’t really say much

Actually, a Stop motion Pikmin movie made by Aardam wouldn't be a bad idea.

I've always appreciated the fact that Smash Bros.'s actual story is that it's just a kid smashing action figures together to make them fight. That truly is the best justification you can have for that kind of game.

I could really go for a 30 minute smash bros comedy skit by Nintendo where the joke is how different everything is and how nothing fits.

can you imagine illumination portraying war crimes and exploring the intricacies and pitfalls of a magical aristocratic society in a Fire Emblem Three Houses movie

As Viridi said, "This game universe and that game universe have NOTHING to do with each other!”

Imagine a Zelda movie made by Studio Ghibli, that would actually be best picture material

Kirby can work, if the first part of the film is insanely kid friendly, then the second part scalates to an action packed adventure and the third act is pure Lovecraftian horror.

Another issue is that there are now so many characters in Smash. If you have too many characters in a movie, then you will have people complaining that their favorites didn’t get a lot of screen time or character development, and it will be hard to give each character a decent amount of screen time. Plus, if they only decide to include certain characters to reduce the cast size and make it easier to create a better film storywise, then people will be complaining that their favorite characters are being excluded. Either way, it’s a lose-lose situation.

Another reason why a Mario Cinematic Universe would be better than a Nintendo Cinematic Universe would be because it gives a lot of obscure and forgotten characters from the Mario franchise a chance to come back in a new medium, like Geno for example!

The Mario franchise is so utterly gigantic that you could make 5 other spin-off movie franchises alongside the main Mario movie franchise.

Honestly, my first thought after finishing the Mario movie was “I hope they do a Luigi’s Mansion movie”. It wasn’t “I hope they do a Smash Bros movie”. Mario is big enough as is and you can make so much from this one franchise

A super smash bros movie is like if the Lego movie wasn’t about legos and claimed that dumbledore, Gandalf, the Justice league, the Star Wars characters, and the TMNT were all in the same universe and interacting with each other

Can you imagine if Illumination made a Fire Emblem movie? God damn that would be a mess...