Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently

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Published 2009-02-22

Another good Tenacious D song.

LYRIKS:

(spoken)
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely

(sung)
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please"
Sometimes you got to say "Hey,

I'm gonna fuck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly"

And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute Sally"
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' team work!

What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar!

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I fuckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard, hard!

All Comments (21)

@ponderingForever 8 years ago

Thanks, Dan... "THAT'S FUCKING TEAMWORK!"
@Sammo212 7 years ago

Even after all these years this still randomly pops into my head.
@tigolbittiediddies 10 years ago

always a game changer at karaoke night
@PsyckoSama 7 years ago

The greatest love song of all time...
@MeAuntieNora 8 years ago

Those fucking strings always get me.
@EntheogenShaman 8 years ago

Honestly though, guys. As funny as this song is, it has some legit advice.
@jacobhackman8861 7 years ago

And who said chivalry's dead?
@TheLarryburns84 9 years ago

THAT'S FUKIN TEAMWOORKK!
@tiffanyamato8423 7 years ago

THATS FUCKING TEAMWORK
@FM-nm4ng 5 years ago

It's just magical when the strings come in at the 0:51 mark. Kinda elevates the song to a different level.
@embe1 8 years ago

ZANZIBAR!!!!!!!!
@HardestNard 12 years ago

I remember seeing this guy in School of Rock as a little kid, then I heard this song and I was like JACK BLACK IS A BAD MAN. Now I absolutely LOVE this song.
@toastysock 9 years ago

That's fuckin' teamwork!
@sirenlyfox 10 years ago

I couldn't have put it better myself. wipes tears from eyes
@MrJackSoffalot 9 years ago

Seriously, though, this is one of the greatest songs ever played. Not just offensive to most people, but the added bonus of being performed extremely well!
@UnarmordBrig 8 years ago

Still the greatest song ever made.
@torycatherine2044 7 years ago

This is so fucking romantic
@liorklay 11 years ago

a friend of mine had this played at his wedding, most epic wedding ever!! :D
@WickeDweller 10 years ago

Imagine this song on Disney cartoon rofl
@Zirc0nium69 11 years ago

i didnt hear that song for over 3 years and still knew the entire lyrics by heart. just a fucking classic