"MY KIDNAPPING STORY" - Stand Up Comedy by Manoj Bhandari
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Published 2022-09-28
This is my 3rd Stand Up Comedy video and a pretty special one for me. For years I have been wanting to share this story where I was KIDNAPPED and finally it's here.
After all this when i reached home, my father, my entire family including the new member my Jijaji, were just too glad that i was alive. We did call the police, and it turned out that these 4 people had been on a rampage for almost a week and just a night before they had kidnapped and shot a guy who was apparently the son of a judge and had thrown him into a nullah (kakrola/najafgarh drain, near dwarka mor). As per police, these guys just wanted to get real quick famous in the crime world.
That Maruti zen was a stolen one. They had snatched it 2 days back from a random middle class guy. They just used to snatch car from people as soon as these four ran out of gas/petrol in their car.
My brother in law took me to the nearby hospital (Ayushman hospital dwarka) after some time at around 1 am and there was no hidden injury except the memories of that ride which are etched in my mind till date.
My only advice, bachpan me bachhon ko ye bhi sikhana chahiye ki anjaan admi se khane ki cheez ke alawa lift bhi nhi leni chahiye. Take lift or give lift at your own risk.
Saale mera voter id bhi le gaye. Bc mai vote nhi kar pa raha hun (joke).
Maine agle 1 saal tak koi LIFT nhi li. Apni building ke 6th floor tak mai seedhiyon se jaata tha. Gym jaata tha par gym me koi weight LIFT nahi kiya. 1 saal tak sirf cardio kiya.
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Special Thanks to Akshay Srivastava, Yash Rathi and Maitrayee Shrimali. You guys are awesome.
Thanks to producers (Hijas Moosa, Mohit Kumaram, Gaurav Aher, Kartik Shukla) for the various spots.
Video Edited by : Yash Rathi
Audio edited by : Yash Barse
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