Goosebumps: PART 1 - JonTron

Fun fact: R.L. Stine never included things like divorce, drugs/alcohol, or abusive home lives in his books because he wanted kids to be afraid of things that weren't real.

The kid was never read his Miranda rights, case has to be dismissed

Fun Fact: The kid who played Matt went off to voice large roles such as Iron Man's Repuslor blast

6:58 No matter how many years pass, this skit with Don Cherry LITERALLY makes me cry with laughter. "Fucks like a little kid out there." 🤣🤣

a delicate area of the brain????? What the fuck? isn't the whole brain delicate as fuck?????

I'm sorry, but Courage the Cowardly Dog was definitely scarier than Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark? combined.

7:58 You can actually hear Jon's cry in the background of that scene.

I can't believe this is almost a decade old.

"You can count me in!" "Okay, one." "What even?" "I counted you i-" "Go to fucking hell."

"hockey coach man" is Don Cherry. The man is a legend in Canada. Hosted Coaches Corner in Hockey Night in Canada for like a million years and used to coach in the NHL.

dude the reality police guys are having so much fun with their roles! literally the way that ref spins around and just takes off his glasses is so goddamn fresh i cant help but enjoy it

Every goosebumps protagonist: "No amount of therapy will ever make this situation ok."

Gotta love that they butchered that episode so badly that the title doesn't even make sense anymore. For those that don't know, the plot of "Don't Go To Sleep" in the book was that the kid merged with a reality tear by sleeping in that old bed and every time he falls asleep reality itself gets twisted more and more. The reality police wanted to kill him before reality becomes completely unraveled and he decides that the only way to end it is to sleep in the old bed again to hopefully reverse the process. The episode was just like "whatever, he's reality hopping right? We'll just do a twist at the end where it looks like it was all a dream and then he gets attacked for no reason!"

I like how Don Cherry is basically just being himself as the hockey coach and actually fits in with with the god awful writing of the show.

"I thought sports were played outdorse" never fails to catch me off guard, super underrated gem from this video

"The moral of this story is: never think" Kars: I learnt that moral a long time ago

I think most of their budget went into hiring Vanilla Ice to rap for a a few minutes in this episode.

we're just going to ignore the fact that the judge has the German flag in the courtroom, meaning the reality police are run by the german government How the hell did this comment get so popular

F in the chat for Matt, homebody did nothing wrong and still got a bad ending. (Also, attic rooms are actually usually nice, and I can say that from personal experience.)

To do list: Laugh at the DISABLED