Jojo Sono Chino Sadame Archetype remix version

Dio: Lol stupid dog Jonathan a few years later:

Therapist: Jonathan Kujo doesn't exist, he can't hurt you Jonathan Kujo:

Jonathan: I may be polite, but I am fluent in 1000 forms of kicking ass

I swear, if Jonathan ever got a stand, THIS is what should play.

This song is pure testosterone.

Jojo + Heavy Metal = GOLD

And I thought Sono Chino Sadame couldn't get any manlier than the original.

Dio: YOU'VE LOST, DIE- *Time stops* Dio: Gagh! I-I can't move! Wait... Jotaro... You... You didn't stop time... B-But I didn't either... B-But... Who did? Who could stop time!? ???: It was me... Dio. *The song starts to play. Dio turns his eyes to see a man's head on a mannequin of some sort. Or rather, a full prosthetic. The man's hair is blue, his face showing clear anger. His eyes. Oh god, those eyes. The clothing is all too familiar, purple with shoulder pads for the shirt, and the jeans are blue. The gloves having holes for the knuckles. And the being next to him was like a titan, having a body of yellow and resembling a Greek Warrior. Dio could only recognize this man by one name.* Dio: J...J.... J O J O ! !

Opening of Steel Ball Run.

Doomguy was jonathan joestar all along.

Japanese... Metal music... Made for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure . What a time to be alive.

“Huh....wonder how this will sou-“ (Song starts) (Gets blown out of computer chair)

this just reminds me that if stands were a thing when jonathan was around, he’d be the most op character (physically and mentally)

Puuci: Sorry, Jolyne, this is the last time you open your eyes, perish Time freezes, but DIO isn't around anywhere, not even a spec of him, Puuci can still see everything, he turns his eyes to a man, taller then Lord DIO, probably even the same hight, they look closer, the neck has a scar, like DIO, eyes magma red and full of rage, hair blue as the ocean, fists griped in a revengefull way, he speaks ???: You can't just end a bloodline, can you now?

Part 1 had the best OP You cant change my mind

Jonathan when he sees his great great grandson throw a dog 2 miles across a desert at a blind guy:

Sono chi no sadame REQUIEM With 999999 times more testosterone

Dio: haha stupid do- Jonathan: WRYYYY!!!!! Dio: wait... thats my line

If Jonathan’s Stand was named, I’m betting that it’s called “Father Abraham.”

JOJO intensifies