Frozen 2 Script Doctor
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Published 2019-12-02
The ways in which Elsa is cool but Anna is not:
Dresses like a figure skater at all times in outfits that manifest from thin air like a magical girl sequence, while lighting up and sparkling - www.patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Platinum blonde hair - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Magical ice powers - www.twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Power ballads - www.instagram.com/spider_jewel/
Rides around on a magical horse made of water and ice - spiderjewel.tumblr.com/
Their mother deigned to visit only Elsa from her culture's afterlife to deliver a life-affirming power ballad duet about how special she is - www.facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids/
All Comments (21)
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When Anna said "there's a water proof chamber in every Arendelle boat" I audibly gasped because I thought they were going to open some panic room like chamber and reveal the parents' skeletons
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“So what’s the message? That Elsa comes from a wealthy family that will support her as she takes a gap year.” This broke me lol
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Frozen 1: Elsa is depressed. She learns to let it go and be herself. Frozen 2: Elsa becomes a weird horse girl.
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“Okay, maybe Elsa is water and there are different magical girls for each element and they can make a bunch of pretty dolls” Someone hire this girl at DISNEY
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Giant Porg is like a cat that sees a spider moving on the ceiling
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jenny attacking disney movies while keeping them alive with merchandising sales
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Frozen: Elsa tries to run away from her family, discovers she really needs them in her life. Frozen 2: Elsa tries to stay with her family, discovers she really needs to be somewhere else.
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The "Into the Unknown: Making of Frozen 2" documentary pretty much confirms that Jenny Nicholson's analysis is spot on. The drinking game with the documentary is to drink every time someone questions the motivations/reasoning of the characters in Frozen 2 and Jennifer Lee dismisses it by saying, "You guys are overthinking it" and everyone in the room goes quiet. Combined with the schedule pressure, Frozen 2 ends up a melting ice cream of a mess.
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Internet: Can you make Elsa gay? Disney: We can make her biracial.
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I'm really high, and the idea of Elsa having white guilt in a Disney movie made me laugh until I cried.
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i love when the water horse plushie appears on jenny's lap like a fussy dog that needs constant reassurance or it will cry
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windstant messenger
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"Good bones but no skeleton" is actually a perfect way to describe this movie.
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Hot take: Kristoff wasn’t in character purgatory, he was just having an off screen affair with the Ryder, the other reindeer guy
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“Elsa, do NOT use your ice powers on this lizard!!” -the best line in the script
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Obsessed with how every time jenny does a rewrite for a franchise instalment, she is sure to liberally address the various merchandising opportunities it could present
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Elsa's big self-actualization moment is literally that scene from Avatar where Zuko parodies Uncle, "You must look within yourself, to free yourself from your other self. Only then, will your true self, reveal itself" But like. 100% serious.
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The story I want is about Kristof's parents. The ones who dressed their child in lovely little clothes and carved him a cunning tiny sleigh and gave him a young reindeer to tend to...and then lost him forever to the rock trolls, who, instead of guiding him back to his people, kidnap him and raise him as their own.
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The singing Elsa hears also sounds like the Dies Irae, a motif that composers usually use to signify death, so that could’ve been some cool musical foreshadowing that she was being tricked.
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I was so sure Ana and Elsa would meet an Autumn girl in this movie since I saw them being attacked by the wind in the trailer. It just makes so much sense to introduce one magical character for each season and Else being the Winter one, but I guess they didn't want to go that way.
