Elden Ring, but a random disaster happens every 2 minutes

Chat INSTANTLY going fully feral on the horny levels the second they get control of Melina's voice program is both hilarious and completely on-brand.

i remember joining this stream halfway through and being incredibly confused. the typical dougdoug experience

I find it hilarious how half of chat was making Melina's voice insult Doug and his dating skills, and the other half wanted him in bed

I love how the moment you give chat a character to play, they suddenly become remarkably consistent

Everytime Doug picked up a new weapon, says it sucks a lot, only to discover it rips ass and he wasn't two-handing the weapon. Truly one of the Elden ring gamers of all time

I am fully predicting that at any point when Ranni or Melina is on screen, chat is going to become mentally insane

I love that in no time at all Melina's name changes like 10 times in rapid succession.

The amount of detail on the thumbnail is simply astounding

Alternate title: Chat flirts/despises Doug as Maruana for 30 minutes.

This is the first playthrough of Elden Ring I've ever seen. I'm so glad I got the authentic experience

I love the semi-consistency of melina. From “this date sucks and you suck.” To “you stole my dress at this laundromat. This date sucks.” To finally “you horde breadsticks from Olive Garden and never let me have any and by the time I try them they are stale.” All while slightly to majorly horny messages the whole time. I think the last thing she says is “goddamnit take me” so that’s nuts 😳

I think the funniest part is that, aside from the sex jokes, chat's Melina is basically her personality in the Elden Ring manga

Thank you Douglas Douglas. Truly the side character we needed doing the side character work.

This video looks so normal!!! I can't wait to watch doug do normal things!!!

So whenever Melina gets jealous about doug being too attached to his weapons, is the implication that she wants him to use her to beat his enemies to death instead?

Giving chat melina so that they can project how hard they're actually crushing on doug is very expected and completely on brand.

Let us pay homage to all the equipment lost this run o7 5:54 Longsword, Heater Shield, Full set of Vagabond starting armor; Killed by Beastman of Farum Azula (Lost in the upside-down) 8:15 Halberd; Killed by Erdtree Burial Watchdog (The most Doug has ever lost on a coin flip) 9:03 Lordsworn's Greatsword; Killed by Erdtree Burial Watchdog, again (Doug swears that he pressed the roll button) 14:42 Club; Killed by Doug (Slain by his own death glare after falling off a cliff) 16:54 Spiked Club; Killed by Night's Cavalry (Or, perhaps he was killed by Melina's jealousy?) 18:01 Flail; Killed by Bloody Finger Nerijus (Next time try hitting the enemy) 18:38 Erdsteel Dagger; Killed by Bloody Finger Nerijus, again (Even though his plan was foolproof) 20:59 Bloodhound's Fang, Cloth Trousers; Killed by Kaiden Sellsword(?) (But at least his drawing of Shrek was a flawless masterpiece) 23:05 Large Club; Cloth Garb; Killed by Troll (Melina will be pissed that Doug lost her dress) 29:49 Killed by Lion Guardian (no equipment lost as Doug was unarmed and fully nude) 30:45 Olive Garden's Breadsticks; Lost when Doug killed Godrick, the Head Chef FINAL EQUIPMENT: Morningstar, Great Turtle Shell, Exile Armor, Page Trousers (With assistance from Nepheli Loux and a pack of ghost wolves)

The many names of Melina (said out loud): Melinda: 2:56 Melatonin: 3:13 Melatonin (again): 4:00 Mitochondria: 4:27 Malaria: 4:33 Miranda: 4:41 Mesothelioma: 4:54 Melatonin (once again): 6:43 Macaroni: 6:57 Markiplier: 7:45 Milwaukee: 8:13 Miles per hour: 11:55 Microwave: 13:29 Massachusetts: 13:59 Melina: 17:37 Margarita: 19:35 Manimal 24:35 EDIT: Added more from the lovely people in the replies :D

“I can’t even kill a penguin, how am I supposed to get $600?” Sounds about right for 10 minutes into a DouglasDouglas video

I love that Melina can actually have an angry tone yelling at Doug